Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

The evil mind of Osama has concocted a viciously ironic attack on the UK.
In as much as he used anthrax, one of the smallest organic weaons to attack the US (one of the largest of the super powers), he has infected the UK (one of the smallest super powers) with one of the largest organic weapons he could find.

These acts are definately the work of a madman and don't tell me that he hasn't been working on this for a while. These weapons come from Pakistan too.
I say we bomb them too.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

I think the title of the article is a bit ironic.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

Death is funnier on a smaller scale, wonderaz?

Poor old Jim Robson.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
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No, NO, really, itIS!

A keeper at London Zoo has died after being crushed by an elephant. Jim Robson, who was 44, is believed to have tripped and fallen in the elephant paddock.

Well that's a damn fool thing to do in an elephant paddock! Talk about collateral damage?!? Rile the Elephant industrial-military complex and what did the ass expect?!?

One of the three elephants he looked after then stepped on him.

Opps! I think I trod in some keeper Nelly! Where can I wipe my foot?

The accident took place on Saturday afternoon, as visitors walked around the enclosure.

Hey! I bet the elephant was just showing off!! "Hey guys, watch me show this fragile human exactly where he fits on the food chain!?!"

Colleagues rushed to help, followed by the emergency services. Mr Robson was flown to the Royal Free Hospital by helicopter but died soon afterwards from multiple injuries.

No SHIT! You THINK?!? It's an ELEPHANT paddock, or crying out loud! Didn't get think to get away from there, what with all the elephant feet raining down around him, night and day? ASSHOLE!

London Zoo paid tribute to the senior elephant keeper. "Jim, 44, was an experienced and dedicated elephant keeper who had worked at the zoo for 26 years (16 of which were working with elephants)," said a statement.

Quarter of a century of working with animals and he still hasn't worked out that getting under a 4-ton mammal is a bad idea?!?!?!? You are the weakest link, goodbye!

A full internal investigation into the incident will be held, said the zoo, but it was too early to decide the fate of the elephant.

Counselling! Can we say Intensive and immediate therapy for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder!?? Our brave bulls are out there in the cages of zoos and behind the front lines of safari parks every day, giving it all they've got for freedom and the ivory trade! Send money! NOW!!!?!

He is the third zoo keeper to have been killed by an elephant in the past two years.

Hey, is there a big red X painted on these guys or what? JESUS! Here's an official load of cobblers from Panglossdon'tgetmestarted! Leave the fucking elephants alone already! How many times will you get burned before you stop sticking your hand in the fire?!?!?!?

As a mark of respect, London Zoo will be closed to visitors on Sunday.

Hey! Let me back in!! I belong with the rest of the primates denied evolution!!!!!

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

As I said before, Pangloss should drink more often!

That was good.

How often have you tripped over your own feet on the last year?

I don't think he "fell" I think the elephant smacked his ass down and steped him to death.

The elephant should get the chair!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
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Originally posted by Pangloss
Shhhhnip!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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his vileness knows no bounds

I heard that he talked the monkeys in that zoo to throw fecal matter at the tourists

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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Is it Osama? Or is it a ploy by the outlaw UK government to gain more support for privacy invasion measures to be used to deliver the English people to the New World Order's One World Government through the United Nations.

Erm...

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