Registered: Nov 2000
Location: houston, tx.
Posts: 75

top ten reasons osama bin-laden has such a bad attitude

10: AMERICANS JUST CAN'T HIT THE HIGH NOTES IN "TALIBAN OH TALIBAN"

9: THE MOVIE "DUNE"

8: AMERICAN PUBLISHERS CHANGED THE TITLE OF HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY FROM "OUR SAVIOR OSAMA" TO " OSAMA: MY LIFE AS THE ANTICHRIST"

7: TIRED OF SEEING "YO MAMA, OSAMA" T-SHIRTS

6: SEARS ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO INSTALL CENTRAL HEAT AND AIR IN CAVES

5: THEY DON'T SEND MAIL ORDER BRIDES TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES

4: FORCED BY U.S. SPIES TO GET RID OF HIS CELL PHONE BEFORE HE GOT TO USE UP ALL HIS "DAYTIME MINUTES"

3: INFIDEL-MADE SCUD MISSILES COST TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH AND ARE ABOUT AS ACCURATE AND PREDICTABLE AS A BOTTLE ROCKET WITH HALF A FUSE AND NO STICK

2: DRINKING RECYCLED URINE REALLY GETS TO YOU AFTER A WHILE

1: IF YOUR CAMEL HAD MORE TEETH AND LESS FACIAL HAIR THAN YOUR WIFE, YOU'D BE ANGRY TOO

heh

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

I feel the need to reply and laugh because no one else has.

HA

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101

it's because it wasn't all that funny

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Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Conn.
Posts: 326

bin laden is a homo..

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Elysian Fields, TX, USA
Posts: 2618

Number 1 made me giggle.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SpoVegas, WA
Posts: 51

heh. the first 2 were allright.

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: houston, tx.
Posts: 75

well its kinda tough to think up ten... plus most of the good ones were a bit raw to be sending to letterman as well...
i thought it was funny, but then again i think prank calling people with names like richard skinner and bitch bang amusing as well.

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