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DevilMoon
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invasion of the creepy red things with dots

Ladybugs are cool right? They are good luck right? Plus they are harmless.

Somehow I have ended up in a Ladybug swarm. They are crawing all over the back of the house, not just one here and there, but all over. They have also worked their way inside and crawl on the windows and fly around lights. Tonight I was watching TV and counted 7 in the lamp. Usually Ladybugs don't really fall in the category of 'bugs to squash' for me, but this is ridiculous.

Anyway, now that that is off of my chest....

Resume what ever you were doing.

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FunkaY
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Hmm..same thing happened to me a few weeks ago..but instead of ladybeetles it was bees That was one freaky day. There were hundreds on the outside of the house just trying to get in wherever they could. Then the next day..they were gone. I dont know what the fuck happened *shrug*

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Ladybugs want to get near heat.

My friend did a photoshoot one time with a model who was covered with lady bugs and they all gravitated to her crotch and armpits.

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DevilMoon
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Hmm, if you find out what drove them off let me know.

Maybe I need to import a dingo.

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FunkaY
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I didnt do a thing! No dingos needed I just blocked off all entry points and killed the ones that came inside. Next morning *poof* never to be seen again.
Sorry I cant be more helpfull Good luck.

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stormydoctor
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quote:
Originally posted by FunkaY
Hmm..same thing happened to me a few weeks ago..but instead of ladybeetles it was bees That was one freaky day. There were hundreds on the outside of the house just trying to get in wherever they could. Then the next day..they were gone. I dont know what the fuck happened *shrug*


Same HERE and it just happend to be the day we hooked up my freinds wireless internet outside. There was Hundreds of thousands of them out there.

we have the lady bug problem as well.

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Vyper
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lady bugs are a sign of good luck..... guess that means you'll be havin heaps of it soon!!! just don't squash em!!!!!!!!

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lady sianna
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Vyper is right...

...don't squash 'em!

considered yourself blessed. they will die off naturally pretty soon. i came home from work one day to about 25-30 on the ceiling in my bedroom. their presence made me happy. definitely some good joo-joo coming your way!

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Bibrau
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We used to get those too, like millions and millions of them, ew ew.

Also this weird breed of them, they were long and red and black... at least someone said they were a similar breed.

I dont like lady bugs, SMUSH THEM ALL.

fuck superstition a bug is a bug.


Edit::::

With this post, I am offically 1337!!

heh

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Dog Breath
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Smear the north wall of your house with peanut butter. Place a raw egg in the toilet.

That will get rid of them for sure.

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Firedrops
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We get lovebugs around here. Once a year they just swarm all over the place. Your car gets covered in squashed lovebug goo that just doesn't want to come off. It's also a tad disturbing when a mating couple lands on you. But it is kind of fun to pull them apart, I think it pulls the male's penis out b/c one always dies when you do this.
We also get stinging caterpillars once a year. I don't know what their name is, but they are a greenish black with lots of spikes. They are everywhere so you can't walk barefoot for at least a month. When I was in elementary school my best friend and i found a way to pick them up without getting stung. We'd throw them at all the prissy stuck up girls. It was fun.

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YaNkEEs
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Re: invasion of the creepy red things with dots

quote:
Originally posted by DevilMoon
Ladybugs are cool right? They are good luck right? Plus they are harmless.

Somehow I have ended up in a Ladybug swarm. They are crawing all over the back of the house, not just one here and there, but all over. They have also worked their way inside and crawl on the windows and fly around lights. Tonight I was watching TV and counted 7 in the lamp. Usually Ladybugs don't really fall in the category of 'bugs to squash' for me, but this is ridiculous.

Anyway, now that that is off of my chest....

Resume what ever you were doing.

D



I was going to post this yesterday !!! darn you errr!!! there had to be millions and millions attacking our garage and our house I had about 20 of them in my car and my friends were screaming about the stinky things being in there I just laughed it off but as this all happened my evil step mother and I went outside to look at them and I just had to be covered in them there had to have been about a hundred or so all over me Bah! little buggars Karen said that she sent them to me for my birthday thank you Karen for the little things ..... I will be sure to send them all back to you once I am done vacuuming them all up

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Creepy red picture with dots.

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DevilMoon
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Well today I have had three people tell me that these are some sort of japanese lady beetles that actually bite. They are trying to find places to winter, that's why they are getting in everybody's homes. I thought maybe they were attacted to my house for some reaon, but it turns out that they are a problem for everyone around here this year.

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quote:
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But it is kind of fun to pull them apart, I think it pulls the male's penis out b/c one always dies when you do this.



umm, someone better tell Flo about this

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The little fuckin buggers are everywhere.

It's another bio-terrorist attack.

Killer lady bugs.

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by FunkaY
Hmm..same thing happened to me a few weeks ago..but instead of ladybeetles it was bees That was one freaky day. There were hundreds on the outside of the house just trying to get in wherever they could. Then the next day..they were gone. I dont know what the fuck happened *shrug*


It's called "swarming." Say it with me: swar-ming.

A hive of bees decided to move on, and they were using your house as a rest stop. You should feel blessed.

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Datura
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I was walking downtown a couple of weeks back and my friends had to stop four different times to pick ladybugs off of me. one was on my shoulder. one was on my back. The other two landed in my hair..

I was lucky that day though. I love ladybugs

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Fiend
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A couple days after i read this story i have been finding random ladybugs on me.

Rue the day you read this story. The plague begins afterwards.

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quote:
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A hive of bees decided to move on, and they were using your house as a rest stop. You should feel blessed.


As indeed should you for your pubic lice.

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