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Cage
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Question Alpha leader, report!

So did you get any stank on your hang low or not, Pangloss?

Has the fair Rosaline been Caged mightily, yet?

Did you poke her in the whiskers?

Did you nibble her spinach?

Hath she sampled your Irish Cream?

Did she taste the tube steak?

Have you formed the beast with two backs with her?

Did you put take thing you play with and put it where she pees?

Did you rut like pigs?

Did you have her dress up like a school boy and ask her if she can keep a secret?

I don't feel like searching to see if you gave an update in any previous threads. Update me.

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Pangloss
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We did the dinner/film this last Friday evening, had a pleasant 'romantic walk in the sunset by the beach' thing on Sunday, and I shall be with her tomorrow night. I sense lady luck in the air, and I shall give her one for you.

Alpha Leader out.

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So you wanted to take a break … Slow it down some and have some space …
Well fuck you too! Give me my money back, you bitch!
I want my money back, and don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt!

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Cage
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Thumbs up

Ooh. 3 times in 6 days? Sounds serious.

Congratulations.

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Wink

Hey, what can I say. Once a woman's been with me, life without me is like a broken pencil.

Pointless ...

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Cage
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Or maybe once a woman's been with you, she's instantly demoted to the 'Untouchable' caste, and so she might as well stick with you, since no one else will have her...

Just playing devil's advocate, here.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cage:
Or maybe once a woman's been with you, she's instantly demoted to the 'Untouchable' caste, and so she might as well stick with you, since no one else will have her...

Just playing devil's advocate, here.



And what primitive part of Boston are you from where local society operates on the caste system?

Actually, you're closer to the truth than you know. After a lady's had a little Pangloss, how could any other man fulfil her? No one likes sloppy seconds, least of all when, at that critical moment of insertion, the lady will say, "my previous partner would say 'just tell me when...'."

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So you wanted to take a break … Slow it down some and have some space …
Well fuck you too! Give me my money back, you bitch!
I want my money back, and don't forget to give me back my black T-shirt!

[Edit: fucking typos]

[This message has been edited by Pangloss (edited 09-05-2000).]

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The whole world operates on the caste system, to some degree.

You are absolutely correct about nobody wanting sloppy seconds. That's why I go for 14 year old girls. Well, that and the fact that my cock looks even bigger in their small hands.

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