Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 1480

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup.

He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, BOOM! Hole-in-one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.

By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK, frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.

He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Kiss me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

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Registered: Aug 2000
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/me kisses krogoth

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Man that's ridiculous!

The lie is so obvious.

He never golfed that well.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2820

I love that joke. I heard it with the man being Pee-Wee Herman though. Somehow that made it a fuck of a lot funnier.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

million to one?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

usually it's 37 to 1.

that's still $111,000 off a $3k bet, not a bad night's work.

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