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Sunday is Paint CHiPs' birthday!!!

You know, he does so much for this website. And he's just such a kick-ass guy. Just think to yourself: how much would this place suck if Paint wasn't around?

"A lot", is the answer, my friends and fellow Asylumites.

So I was thinking, it would be a great idea if we all chipped in this Paintmas and got him something REALLY special. Like the Stanely Kubrick DVD collection. Or an mp3 player. Or a new computer. Or a high-priced hooker. Or a year's supply of beer. You know, just something to say "we care and love and appreciate you for being that super-cool fellow that you are".

Because in these times of crisis and despair, we need to keep going. We need to hang on to all those wonderful American ideals that Paint CHiPs has come to represent for us all.

We need to prevail.

So my fellow Americans (and people from all nationalities who are either for or against terrorism), it's time to give. It's time for generosity. It's time for altruism. It's time to buy Paint CHiPs a digital camera, or a really nice camcorder. Or the Band of Brothers DVD collection. Or a webcam. Or a years supply of beer.

Because life must go on in these times of trouble.

So I say open those wallets! Get out those checkbooks! Take out your credit cards! And GIVE!

Save our economy as well as your souls!

Because really, giving stuff to Paint CHiPs is what life is all about.

I thank you for your time.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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donate to the redcross!

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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I think that the angst that abject poverty brings to paint's writing is too precious to risk by providing a present for paint.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
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I AGREE - and did you hear that all I send is to be lots?

LOT'S OF DOWN!

Stupid wasp...

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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Damn it Paint. You just pegged my Pathetic-O-Meter. I'll have to get it calibrated now.

I guess I won't be able to afford that HUGE present I was going to buy you..

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Registered: Sep 2000
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I was going to buy a bunch of those things on that list, but I wanted it to be a surprise. Since some anonymous benefactor has organized the whole affair, it kind of takes the fun out of it for me. I think I'll just keep this stuff for myself now.

*listens to music on his new MD player while taking pictures with his new digicam of the CD burner that came with the new computer*

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Here you go, Paint: an MP3 Player.

Enjoy.

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i was just going to throw a flaming bag of shit at his window

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*blushes*

I don't know what to say! Thank you so much for your kind words and spontaneous outpouring of generosity, Mr. Anonymous Man or Woman! Many other Asylumites could take a lesson from you!

(A note to the ladies: casual sex counts as a present as well. No fat girls, please.)

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend
i was just going to throw a flaming bag of shit at his window

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Registered: Jul 2000
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We could all pitch in on this for him.

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside
We could all pitch in on this for him.

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You're a fucking rotten cunt.

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Just a little payback for the hippy comments.

Take them back!

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Registered: Nov 2000
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Maybe Paint & D_I can get a two-for-one special.

Last edited by Flit on 11-09-2001 at 12:29 AM

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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You're a fucking rotten cunt.

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Look Paint! You don't even have to give up being a dork!

SEE!



Bald dork ---> Dork with hair plugs!

No lifestyle change needed!

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Originally posted by Flit
Maybe Paint & D_I can get a two-for-one special.

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Need a pic to illustrate my point?

Attachment: d_i & paint.jpg
This has been downloaded 94 time(s).

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I can't think of a witty retort, this will have to suffice.

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Hmmm.

Please be careful on your birthday, Paint.

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. . . Or a year's supply of beer. . .
. . . Or a years supply of beer. . .

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Alternativly:

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BUY ME ALL OF THESE!!!!!

That's just a suggestions that the Anonymous person left out. Though I think I may have convinced my mother to buy me the Live From Europe one.

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You guys are a bunch of cheap pricks!

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Hey!!!

I have been putting days of bowel movement into that bag.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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If i wasn't so broke right now, i'd get some sort of little knicknack for your bday.

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