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shoonstap_or_shifty
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If you comb your hair you wont be loved

this is about one certain thing i have noticed that noone smart ever combed their hair i have came to the conclusion they do understand everything buy hygein for example Einsein smartest man ever to walk the earth couldnt have since enough to get his hair cut and look at stephen hawkings also a very smart man but lack of hair control (partly not his fault since he cant move from the neck down) but you know he should tell that nurse hey make me look good for the girls oh well anyways type back and thrash me a lil im a newb so.........hit me

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hi.

welcome to the hellmouth.

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wonderaz
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There is a flaw to your theory. The limeys in here NEVER comb their hair and the closest any of these college boys ever got to a 4.0 was on a breathalizer test.

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i got a .22 on my breathalizer, does that count?

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I bet you are real good about combing your hair.

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absolut
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Re: If you comb your hair you wont be loved

quote:
Originally posted by shoonstap_or_shifty
this is about one certain thing i have noticed that noone smart ever combed their hair i have came to the conclusion they do understand everything buy hygein

While your control of language is exemplary, I think you are on to something.
However, I would postulate a different theory.
Messy hair = sexy
Scruples imply discretion.
Oh.

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Re: Re: If you comb your hair you wont be loved

quote:
Originally posted by absolut

While your control of language is exemplary, I think you are on to something.
However, I would postulate a different theory.
Messy hair = sexy
Scruples imply discretion.
Oh.

ooh, i have messy hair!

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absolut
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Re: Re: Re: If you comb your hair you wont be loved

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Originally posted by Dingle

ooh, i have messy hair!

How long?

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Goatboy
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I haven't combed my hair since 1978 (my mother made me).

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Nutrimentia
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Frizzy hair must be a sign of pure genius

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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy
I haven't combed my hair since 1978 (my mother made me).

and truly, no one has loved him since.

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Postmodgirl
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shut up you walking pubic hair!

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Good lord they're multiplying! /me goes to look for the bug spray.

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scatmonkey
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I have no hair. Eat me, beat me, fuck me till I'm spent, make me scream like a cheerleader in a horror film,...

shit... inner voice, inner voice...

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quote:
Originally posted by scatmonkey
I have no hair. Eat me, beat me, fuck me till I'm spent, make me scream like a cheerleader in a horror film,...

shit... inner voice, inner voice...

I'll be right over.

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Makes me think of something really hairy... Like Robin Williams. Really I'm quite disturbed by the concept of hairiness. Have you ever thought about matted chest and back hair? it's really quite nauseating. There is a time and a place for a comb. With Robin Williams it's at least once an hour, and chest... ugh... chest. /me makes gagging noises.

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