Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101

to the tune of Hotel California


In a mud-drenched arena,
Monkey sweat in my eye
Screaming fans all around me
See that monster truck fly

As I wipe the sweat from my monkey eye
My hand slipped from the wheel
I flew my truck into the crowd
Heard the monkey announcer squeal

Chorus
Welcome to monkey monster-truck alternate universe
Such a scary place (such a hairy face)
Living up in the monkey monster-truck alternate universe
In a way they’re like us (except with monster trucks)

As I put my truck in reverse
I heard a squishing sound
I thought of the sudden spread of anthrax
Terror all around

Then I picked up speed again
And veered back onto the course
Calming voices in my ear
Saying, “use the force”

I put the pedal to the floor
And moved up in the pack
I quickly go tin second place
I was tearing up that track

The crowd let out a cheer
I was the main event I drove into a giant pie
Made of blueberries and cement

Chorus
Welcome to monkey monster-truck alternate universe
Such a scary place (such a hairy face)
Living up in the monkey monster-truck alternate universe
In a way they’re like us (except with monster trucks)

As I crashed my truck into the wall
The crowd was covered in pie
The pie had been injected with anthrax
And tragically they all died

As I drove off the endless cliff
I heard my monkey-team scream
As I sprung awake in my bed
It was only a dream! (or was it?)

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9788

in essence the above version is better than the original

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

That made me giggle like a school girl saying "tit mouse."

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