Registered: Mar 2001
Location: tokyo
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Advice you would give to you child to go out ino the world.

1) why bother.
2) Don't come back crying to me.
3)I didn't do it.
4)Yeh told ya.
5)Who said life was fair
6)Avoid them at all costs.
8)Move to Hawaii.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
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I would teach my child the law of fives and then send them on their way. That is enough to prepare them for anything.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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9) Give them cock from an early age. They'll need to know how to suck cock to get anywhere in life.
10) Tie them to the back of your car and drag them along. They need to know how to ... have fun?

crap.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18825

Exactly. You're best off never conceiving a child and calling it a day.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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Originally posted by mori-man
And if you do this, this is how your kids will end up. Trust me. Sounds just like my parents

1) why bother. -- why I'm a pessimist.

2) Don't come back crying to me. -- Why I have trouble opening up to people

3)I didn't do it. -- It must be my fault then

4)Yeh told ya. -- You were right and I'm always wrong.

5)Who said life was fair -- Can't win. Don't try.

6)Avoid them at all costs. -- Paranoid. They are to be avoided. They will get you and screw you over.

8)Move to Hawaii. -- Mom, Dad... I'm gay and want to marry my partner.

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