Registered: Sep 2000
Location: 51N3, 114W3
Posts: 1071

WARNING: the following is devoid of wit, poiniancy, or real purpose

AVON…

This is the closest I’ll probably ever come to 1000, therefore I’d like to dedicate my 500th post to the following, in no particular order.

absolut,: for making me come here in the first place, and being a good friend

lunacy: for actually think I’m funny, and not just funny looking

dingle: for giving me a place to bitch freely

G, Wonder, and Joey: for continuing to allow me to bitch freely, and only slapping my monkey ass when I really deserved it

Bunkum: for being a dirty, dirty minded woman… you know it just makes me want you more, don’t you

RiZZ and Mord: for good banter and for posting your cocks with the slightest provocation

CRSR: for giving me a partner in stalking the fine ladies of the asylum

Paint: for being a willing target and a shit disturber of the finest caliber

Chelle: for being a settling element for me when I’m really twitchy

Nutrimentia: just cause I think you’re cool

Karen: for calling it the way she sees it

Euphorbia: for having strong opinions, that, although I don’t often agree with, admire her dedication to her beliefs

TheGameCat: for pissing me off enough to actually respond intelligently every so often

Smug: For being the entertaining, intellectual, and oft times very enlightening

Goatboy: just for being a filthy bugger (a bloody bright one, at that) and thinking of me when he posts trannie porn

Caff: for being a laugh riot, and smarter than the average bear /me hurls plushies

To all the newbs, especially the ones that post their naughty bits with limited stick poking: SHOW ME YOUR TITS again

And for all those that showed your tits, I salute you /me stands at full attention

And that’s all I can think of right now.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11443

congratulations, mah dear.
And youd BETTER stick around long enough to make another of these things.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35718

Congrats abmonkey.

At your current rate of posting frenzy, wonderaz may live long enough to see you post 1k.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Southwestern Ontario, Canada
Posts: 1600

congrats!!

{woe is me.. }

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Congrats!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3030

Congrats! Now give me some of that good monkey lovin!

Yay for you, and yay for us that we have you around.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: A New England
Posts: 9187

Post more!

Congrats, you're one of the best reasons for me to come into chat and while away my life at work.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: 51N3, 114W3
Posts: 1071

Thanks folks, you keep dragggin me back here, with little to no resistance on my part.

I'm topping this -- like the posting whore that I am -- so folks I thanked can see it.

Sorry, I missed you Dat. I'll make it up to you, um, in whichever way you'll let me... even if I have to degrade myself into wearing a leather thong and lick a whipped cream bikini off of you to do it. *nudge-nudge*

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
Posts: 1438

/me spanks the monkey...

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

i feel loved

YAYAYAYYAY

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10191

congrats fecal-boy

you take my jibs as a cancer-ridden AIDs patient very well

and you are amusing to read in chat

HA! didn't think i was reading did ya!!!!

its because i'm a dirty LURKER!

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 1480

congrats

even though i wasnt on the list

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7113

That's not saying much, as the average bear's smarts *just* better those of the average Kuglo-Krugoth hybrid.


Good work on hitting 500. Now, like me, you are allowed to ride the gravy train.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 4501

What are you talking about? I'm pure as the driven snow!



CONGRATULATIONS. Post another 5000, and you'll get an official asylum toilet bowl brush.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
Posts: 5713

wait, when did I slap your monkey ass and why don't I remember?

Was it good for you at least?

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