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i'm not Dog Breath

hi there.

my name is Buddha's Penis. you may know me as Dog Breath, but i am not him. it has recently come to my attention that not one, not two, but three different people have been mixing us up, so i figure there are others out there somewhere. this is for you:
i am not Dog Breath.

thank you for your time.

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of course you are. dont be silly.

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DogBreath? Is that you?

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yes?
i mean, uh...i'm...

FUCK.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Buddha's Penis!
yes?
i mean, uh...i'm...

FUCK.

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be warned, this could happen to you. one day you wake up and discover that you're some other guy.

jesus. don't i have kids to feed, work to do, something? what the hell am i doing in a bathrobe, in canada?

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You just never know how it's going to turn out.

One day, you go home from your job drilling holes in sheet metal, the next morning you wake up in a pool of your own sick in a curling rink restroom somewhere in Prince George.

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Originally posted by Buddha Breath!
You just never know how it's going to turn out.

One day, you go home from your job drilling holes in sheet metal, the next morning you wake up in a pool of your own sick in a curling rink restroom somewhere in Prince George.

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Certainly, dear sir, you could find some other outlet for your zoophilic kinks. Bestiality has no home on a family-oriented Christian message board such as this.

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Mr Buddha !!!!!!!!

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has mr. buddha updated his cam yet?

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I thought all spherical people were of the same mind.

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alright then. i'm glad to see we got this all sorted out.

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Dogs have smelly breath. I can only assume Budda's Penis is less smelly? Or should I say hope? Yes... that's it.

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i would answer, but i no longer know who i am.

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You know exactly who you are, young man, and that's what frightens you most.

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It's truly heartening to see the excellent progress you've made in the past few days integrated these two of your personalities.

We believe that soon you'll be ready to begin acknowledging the others, and when you are, we look forward to meeting Little_Dead_Dog_Penis_Fiend with open arms and hearts.

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wish me luck!

so far, home shock treatment hasn't done any good. i'm stepping up the operation to phase two: partial (fingers crossed!) lobotomy. i've got the coat-hanger heated up and fashioned into a hook-shape, just like how the egyptians did it. i've got a good feeling about this, but not in my left arm. it appears to be moving of its own accord.

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Hey Buddha.

Just PM me your password and we can share one name.

Our post count will be killer! Can you be logged on with two IP's at once?

We can rule this place! Come with me my friend to double posting glory!

You and I will be like the tag team of Hulk Hogan and The Ultimate Warrior.

We will own the hearts, minds ans souls of the forum. If you are good looking at least one of us can capitolize on all the popularity nookie available to us.

I hate to see the end of the Dog but it is worth the New Forum Order about to be unveiled.

Could someone transfer my post count to add to BP's so we can revel in cosmic oneness?

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You know, I keep coming back to this thread, because I still keep reading both of your posts as if you were the same person.

I've been trying to figure out why.

Here is my list of why I confuse you two all the time.

1. You have nearly identical opinions and senses of humor.

2. You both became regulars here at almost the exact same moment.

3. You both do weird ass art (Dog Breath's mainpage comix and Buddha's Penis! weird ass image thread).

4. You both have that two-word DB thing going.

5. You both seem to be on at the same time quite a bit.

6. You guys even fucking LOOK pretty much the same.

This is driving me nuts.

One of you needs to do something drastic to distinguish yourself from the other.

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dog breath/buddha's penis: if one of you kills the other, you can steal his power and become invincible!

hey, it worked for jet li.

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
One of you needs to do something drastic to distinguish yourself from the other.

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I agree with brad.
And I only glance at the names Im replying to when I reply.. so Ive mixed yall up on many an occasion for the very reasons he listed.

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then you're both fools, and i am gravely insulted.

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see what you drove me to, paint? dog breath is not here, because i have killed him. he is dead.
on a happier note, i have regained control of my left hand.

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