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bunkum
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Do you have a dog who's scared of its own farts?
Sometimes my dog farts, and it really surprises her, and she jumps up in the air, then smells her butt, like "where did that come from?"
Indeed, where did that come from?
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Hazard
Beer monster
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Northeast Merka
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Yeah, my border collie used to do that, very amusing 
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Oracular_Jinx
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Registered: Oct 2001
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Beans. When you feed your pet beans, that stimulates the farting. And so I would suggest you stop feeding Fido beans from the hobo circle you sit in around dinner time.
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ItsJustLogan
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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plopidy plop plop plop
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Bondo
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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Houston
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dog farts
My professor brings his two small dogs into the lab with him. We have research planning meetings in there. We will be talking about where we are with projects and one of the dogs will walk under my chair and release its noxiuos fumes. One time I watched the old dog start to shake violently, then it shit all over the floor. I guess that dog may die soon.
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squee
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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
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I don't understand what quality dog food posesses that makes my dog bust ass so often, and so horribly. I mean, what the hell is in dog food? Horse meat? I've had horse meat and I didn't get gas that made people want to cry.
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