Registered: Jul 2000
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New Barbie lines for Xmas 2000

Street corner Barbie: Comes with Alley, hooker clothes, penicilin, and a free clinic. Collect Pimp Ken!

Smack addict Barbie: Comes with her own rig and probation officer.

Death Row Barbie: Comes with orange jumpsuit, shackles and electric chair. ALSO: Prison Guard Ken. Includes nightstick, handcuffs, and TV.

Goth Barbie: Comes with black lipstick, nail polish, white hair strands. Pierced nose or neck optional.

Backseat Skipper: Pull the string - She can’t say no!!

Teen pregnancy Skipper: GED, buspass and Government assistance checks included (she should have said "no").

Grunge Skipper: Comes with flannel, electric guitar and bisexual urges.

Sex Change Barbie: Push Button.. Genitalia flips inside-out!!

Drag-queen Barbie: Comes with wig, platform shoes, halter top and dress (aka Gender-Bender Ken).

Plastic Surgery Barbie: Interchangeable boobs and lyposuction kit included (aka Silicon Barbie).

Camel Jockey Ken: Includes own Quickie-mart!!

Barbie Mnuemonic: Jacks into Ken.


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errrrr.....yeah right??!?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
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Divorced Barbie: Comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's money and liquidated assets, Ken's children, Ken's ... ...

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Oh love of mine, would you condescend to help me, I am stupid and blind
Desperation is the Devil's work, it is the folly of a boy's empty mind
Now I'm feeling dangerous, riding on city buses for a hobby is sad

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
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Your forgetting my favorite. She is one of Barbie's pals.

Saigon Sally: Pull her string and she says such witty things as, "Me love you long time." "Me sucky sucky."
When confronted with GiJoe she is programmed to say, "GI, you got girlfriend, Vietnam?" & "Five dolla, each you."

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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA USA
Posts: 337

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Originally posted by Spooky:
Street corner Barbie: Comes with Alley, hooker clothes, penicilin, and a free clinic. Collect Pimp Ken!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Official field trip organizer
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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http://home.netcom.com/~addurban/T-Barbie.htm

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The Word of the Day is: Vaccimulgence (n.) - Cow milking.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Hell yeah.

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No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: blah blah and blah
Posts: 11

what about back alley abortion barbie? complete with straightened out rusty coatahnger

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
Posts: 458

Gangsta Bitch barbie is cooool. She looks like fucken Tank Girl or somethin.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3008

S&M Barbie -

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lactating barbie makes me want to go indulge in myself.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Delaware
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

You always thought barbie could do everything before...... Well look at her now!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

Also available Crack Whore barbie, come complete with track marks, syringes, and a pasty complexion!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 921

what about smack my bitch up ken? complete with an empty beer can, sweaty undershirt, wranglers, and a baseball bat.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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