Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3010

Computer haikus

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

The file you need
might be very useful.
But now it is gone

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, reboot.
Order shall return.

Wind catches lily,
scattering petals to the ground.
Segmentation fault.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
The page is not here.

No keyboard present.
Press F1 to continue.
Zen engineering.

This site has moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
we'd have to delete you.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3102

hehe... damn czech! is this what you do all day??

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sp00ky ownz me

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
Posts: 3010

pritty much, I was just falling asleap there...Mmmmmmmm, sleep.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26385

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.

That is my favorite. If I got that one, I would be so taken aback with philosophical musings that I would forget what I was looking for.

Anybody have Amerikan_Sciene's scat haikus? Those were cool.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 921

don't get me started on haikus. you saw what happened last time me and aminal made haikus.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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