Registered: Sep 2000
Location: blah blah and blah
Posts: 11

im the one who killed your dog and tossed it thru your moms bedroom window.

or i might have just made that up.hmmmmmmm lets see , today at work , some elderly stripper decided to tell me and 2 teenage girls that the pants she was trying on were rubbing her clit ring .and im glad , im glad i have that type of customer retailer relationships with the people that frequent my place of buisness, where they can feel comfortable enough to tell me such things. especially when she then told me if the pants keep rubbing her throbbing clit with ring attached , that one full gallon of slightly green mayonaise would just start gushing out of her slightly burnt baloney hole.well thats when i decided to step in , i went to the local krogers ( located right off of macorkle avenue) and got her some wheat bread. i knew i had to rush , for i only had but 15 minutes for my break,and i made it back just in time , for i saw a curdled milk type puddle forming in the floor around the dressing room, so i knew my point of action, to wipe up all the vaginal mayonaise with thewheat bread as quickly as possible , so we wouldnt lose any buissness because of the grossness factor, after 15 minutes i had it all wiped up. then i realized, what was i gonna do with a pile of mayonaise/blood/wheat bread?. well itried eating it but i already had a full meal at the taco bell in the food court, so i could only manage to eat about half the mess.so then my manager came up with a brillant idea, we would have a bake sale !!
using the oven mitt i earlier used in changing anoverhead light fixture , i baked some of the finest cookies you ever saw , and my boss even chipped in by bringing in some uncooked hot dogs she stole out of a homeless mans grocery/trash/ bag. well the sale went pretty good , and we thru in the diseased bread FOR FREE!
All i can say is DISASTER AVERTED!
god bless you all
Clarrissa the teenage witch
p.s am i fired yet?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
Posts: 2076

If you post it again we will erupt semen across your desire.

And nothing will be gained other than your mystic burial.

Sex.

Horse sex.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: blah blah and blah
Posts: 11

" my bad" as they say on the street. i went to a different web site and when i backed up to check on this one again, it posted it again , not my doing , curse this foul beast known as a dc!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Oregon. America.
Posts: 2076

No problem.

I enjoyed your post. Please feel free to indulge in your "creative" spirit here amongst this hodge podge clan of ass fuckers and midget killers.

"...for i saw a curdled milk type puddle forming in the floor around the dressing room, so i knew my point of action, to wipe up all the vaginal mayonaise with thewheat bread as quickly as possible..."

Brilliant.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5126

in all seriousness, my gramma's dog is being put to sleep as i type this. she's suspected of having intestinal cancer, because she can't eat and is throwing up blood. all of the bones in her body can be seen protruding into her skin. a sickly dog she's been, but now is her hour of power. i hope she won't know what pain is in death.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

Give this person some points!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Canton, Illinois
Posts: 921

I just gagged.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26383

Perversion points awarded.

Disaster averted.

Moderator too hung over to deal with vaginal wheat bread.

That is all.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

that was sick

your awesome!

*slaps paint in the back of the head*

suck it up man!!!

Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 554

SO you threw it through the window??? Sorry I forgot to pay you. Whats your addrerss again?


Oh yea... before I forget... *slaps paint upside the head* wheres my email?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Nice story. You brightened my morning.

Welcome.

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