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Mister Buddha
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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: the corrupt West
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Unhappy i can't find my remote.

I know the tv is only about three feet away from me. but i don't have the security that I have when i'm holding my remote. what if a commercial comes on? i'm going to have to lean over and uncomfortably fumble for the channel buttons. and then i'll have to stay in that position while i flip around. And what if i want to see what's on channel 53 when i'm on channel 32? i'll have to flip all the way back and forth with out the number keys and the flashback button. my god i'm so miserable.

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Mister Buddha
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ok. phew.. i found it. everybody can stop looking. crisis over.


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wonderaz
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Well shit. If this isn't your's then who's is it? I have 4 remotes now.
I'm opening a remote store. Remotes-R-Us.

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shotgun.messiah
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Thumbs up

one way or another, now or later
bow down and worship the true creator
KMFDM, one world, one nation

this post has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand.

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Fiend
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i know the feeling oh so well

i have like four remotes and one of which is missing at all times

*sigh*

those damn gnomes are behind this a know it

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Paint CHiPs
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Phase 1: Steal Underpants.

Phase 3: Profit.

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wonderaz
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs:
Phase 1: Steal Underpants.

Phase 3: Profit.



I should put a lock on this thread before someone asks you what phase 2 is.
Maybe no one will.

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billgerat
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I'll bite. What is Phase 2?

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Fiend
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dammit ppl watch South Park !!!

its the underwear gnomes that steal kids underwear

there is no step 2, thats the joke

sheesh

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*pounds head on keyboard*

See, Fiend? I knew there was someone in here with no culture.

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billgerat
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quote:
Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
dammit ppl watch South Park !!!

its the underwear gnomes that steal kids underwear

there is no step 2, thats the joke

sheesh

Ahhhh, yes, now I remember.Thanx Fiend. It's been so long since I watched an episode of SP, I'll have to catch it tonite.



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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz:
*pounds head on keyboard*

See, Fiend? I knew there was someone in here with no culture.

I have culture, just not time to watch it every time it's on.



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