Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 6561

I don't think of this too often, but is there some guy conspiracy going on that no one told me about? I'm male, I remember anniversaries better than any girl I've gone out with (including the present one). I don't understand this. How the hell can you forget anniversaries? Explain. Now. Thank you.

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St.louis MO.
Posts: 245

I'm stupid about many things when it comes to women. But I have never EVER forgotten an anniversary, birthday or god forbid Valentines Day! I think it is because of seeing my father in the doghouse more than once for that very reason.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA USA
Posts: 337

We have too much important shit to remeber like career batting averages, goals against averages, average yards after the catch and rebounds per game.

I have never forgotten any important dates. I think it just gets blown out of proportion. TV is not real life folks.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19562

I remember my ex-wifes birthday, our anniversary of our wedding and our divorce, she could tell you her birthday, but of course not mine. At least she gets the month right.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

I remember my ex's birthday, sometimes I can even remember my daughter's birthday (ok, before the bad mother comments come out...I was heavily drugged...I don't remember the day at all), but my mother-in-law had to call me all three years to remind me it was our anniversary. It's that selective memory thing...

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location:
Posts: 16671

I’m really crappy with dates too.
I wouldn’t take it personally if someone forgets...but take it personally if they dont try to make it up to you

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10153

I am the worst at remembering dates.

I never remember anniversaries. Brother, sister, or parents birthdays.

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Registered: Dec 2000
Location: where the buses don't run
Posts: 1002

I'm terrible with dates...I have enough trouble remembering my own birthday let alone someone else's.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

You women get the toilet seat, the kitchen, the dining room, the bedroom, the bathroom, the good car, the pets, the clothes etc...

All we get is the yard and the garage. Forgetting YOUR anniversary is the only way we can maintain enough dignity that our nuts don't fall off.

The previously mentioned males that do know their anniversary store their nuts in their wife's purse, their dicks are in the freezer.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3030

i can tell you the date of tons of birthdays and anniveraries, but somehow I always let them pass. And I can never remember the year unless I count backwards or forwards from my kids' birthdays.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location:
Posts: 188

i was going to reply but i forgot what I just read.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

quote:

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Originally posted by shadocatspin
i was going to reply but i forgot what I just read.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location:
Posts: 188

quote:

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D


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Scroll down, and check out what was said below the posting box.

Welcome to the Asylum, btw.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 3102

i am crap with dates... i have a hard time remembering what day of the week i am on, let alone figure out when birthdays happen!

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: St.louis MO.
Posts: 245

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Originally posted by Dog Breath
You women get the toilet seat, the kitchen, the dining room, the bedroom, the bathroom, the good car, the pets, the clothes etc...

All we get is the yard and the garage. Forgetting YOUR anniversary is the only way we can maintain enough dignity that our nuts don't fall off.

The previously mentioned males that do know their anniversary store their nuts in their wife's purse, their dicks are in the freezer.

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That is all true Dog Breath....... but it beats sleeping on the couch for a week.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
Posts: 4101

i get out of things like that because neither of us can remember the date. hoorah for apathy.

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