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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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Seung says....
The "I'm a dick" thread suddenly brought back the memory of one of my college roomies greatest lines ever. He was known for saying things that made no sense, or that showed his lack of sexual knowledge, or showed his lack of common sense. He loosened up one day and became kinda cool, but until then he was a Korean with a stick up his ass.
But anyway, here's what he said, during our discussion about oral sex.
"Oral sex is kissing, right?"
10 seconds later...
"Oh, you mean with the DICK?!?"
Thank you for that one, Seung.
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