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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
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i want one of these

i want this




but i wont trade slappy

i said that to get you in here

heh

(edit: quit beating me with that stick)

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Mordecai
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Registered: Jan 2001
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My neighbor has one, pardon me while I break into his garage.

-m

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
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that's all she's worth, eh?

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euphorbia
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stormydoctor
Gay homo sewing fag

Registered: Aug 2000
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I had one once

but I wrecked it.

/me runs off crying.

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morgana
THE Bitch

Registered: Jul 2000
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you better edit this before she sees it...she can always come and stay with me instead.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
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well

she would of knew i was jokeing!

she knows i love her with all my heart

and now you made my thread mushy

YAYA

slappy knows quite well that i wouldnt trade her for anything in the world

(i was gonna trade all my pics of her)

but i still edited to save face

; }

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euphorbia
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We know, us girly types are just sensitive to that sort of stuff.


I want pictures of you two together when she comes down...post em or get toe fungus. :madteeth:

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

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oh you will!!!

but till then i give you

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madlucas
tv casualty

Registered: Nov 2001
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it's nice and all, but it has to many wheels.

if you want some real action, get yourself on one of these:



the 2002 ducati 998r featuring the new Testastretta engine.

somebody help hold me up .. I feel all woozey and shit.

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Indigo
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that reminds me of Pee Wee Herman's bike in Pee Wee's big adventure.

God I love that movie.

Pee wee gets ALL de chicks

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stormydoctor
Gay homo sewing fag

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I want a ducati

sort of...

Id rather have one of these though.....
/edit bah damn pic stuff /end edit
http://www.hayabusa.org/pix/pix/MVC-006S_JPG.html
Top Speed 212 mph

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Spooky
twisty turny thing

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uggghhh RiZZ, get some taste



TVR

Now compare the quality of the bodywork above to this monstrousity below. It's a no contest.

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Rav
Shoot the Puppy

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Thumbs up

My girlfriends brother has a TVR...its very nice

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My girlfriends brother has a TVR...its very nice


tell him I hate him and he's a wanker.

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Spooky
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As a bit of pointless info, the car above is the Tuscan R and goes into production in January. I have just spoken to TVR and they estimate on current orders that they will be making about 150 in total. Of the rest of the TVR range they make no more than 15 cars per week of each model. The Tuscan R's off the peg price will be about £75k eqiv $117k (at todays currency prices)

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
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That review is hilarious:

quote:

And as this virile 3,357-pound serpent opens its mouth, 500 horsepower and 500 foot-pounds of twisting force will spew forth.



It appears that the author has read too much Victorian pornographic literature.

quote:

This Viper boasts neither efficiency nor sophisticated technology, but very few other cars on the planet can expel such power from an engine so frighteningly massive.


That might be true. For example, the 1992 Aston Martin V8 Vantage produces more power and more torque with a smaller engine (325.9 cu in).

quote:

...the 220-mph speedometer...



Ooh, ooh, the speedometer goes up to 220 mph! I can't find out what the top speed is, but it is really important to know what the speedo goes up to (imagine if it didn't go high enough!). If I fit one of those speedos on my car, will it make my car go faster?

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*UnFs* TVRs are awesome...
this is my current desktop at home....*drools*

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The V8 Vantage Lemans (a road car all the same) has a the followin specs.

600 bhp
600 lb.ft
0-62mph 3.9 seconds
Top Speed 201 mph.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

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god damn limeys

ok the diffrenct is the car i posted is acculys buyable

and the cars you posted only exzist in a fantisy land

my fantisy car is



thats a 1969 chevy corvett my limey friends
god bless amarica

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Smug Git
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For a fantasy merkin car why not the 427 Shelby Cobra?

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shadocatspin
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cars are lame

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rage
ph3/\r my lack of l33tNe5

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Tyler, Tx.
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goddamn, NONE of you have taste....

F1 McLaren - price $900,000 ($1.2 Mill for the best one)

0-60mph in 2.8 secs (from the $1.2 Million one - the $900,000 does it in 3.2 seconds [the base model])
0-100mph in 7.7 (w/ the base model)
242 mph top speed (I have seen the video of this....)

LOOKS much better than anyone of those cars
(click on any picture to see a larger one)

1997 McLaren F1:


1997 McLaren F1 GT
     

1995 McLaren F1 LM
          

1993 McLaren F1 GTR


2001 McLaren MP416
Too many pictures to post - go here for more

Not only is McLaren the fastest stock street car(and it is actually faster than some actual race cars and any modified car that I have ever seen or heard of), it is also MUCH better looking than any of the ones that you guys listed. All of the above cars are street legal except for the '01 MP416 and the '93 GTR (I believe the GT and LM models are street legal)

Also, I have heard that the newer ones come w/ a modem in the engine, so you can hook it up to a phone line and connect to McLaren, and they can run diagnostics on your car remotely. Alos, I have heard that it comes w/ a gold-plated craftsman toolset (one of the LARGE ones - you know, the ones that are almost as tall as a person...) But of course, those last two comments are rumor that I have heard, and I have not researched those to back that u