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Indigo: caff, tell me it is bed time and tell me a good night story
Indigo: i love stories
Caffeine: are you sure you want to hear one of my stories?
* Indigo nods EAGERLY at caffeine.
Caffeine: ah.
Caffeine: Well, there once was a silly stoner named VKL.
01:36 VKL: Ooh!
01:36 * Indigo laughs at caffeine
01:36 VKL: It's about me!
01:36 Caffeine: See, this stoner is very forgetful.
01:36 Indigo: i like the way this story is startign out?
01:36 Caffeine: Well, he was, but we'll get into his murder soon enough.
01:36 Caffeine: See, this wasn't any normal VKL.
01:37 Caffeine: She was a vampire.
01:37 * Indigo nods at caffeine
01:37 * Indigo smiles at "she"
01:37 VKL: She?
01:37 VKL: SHE?!
01:37 Caffeine: I say she, because VKL was both male and female.
01:37 VKL: HEY!
01:37 * Indigo laughs uproariously.
01:37 VKL: You arn't supposed to know that!
01:37 Indigo: good story
01:37 Caffeine: and he knew a man named Mord.
01:37 Caffeine: Yes, mord was his name.
01:37 Caffeine: Late one day, over a game of pool, VKL made a daring bet
01:38 * VKL raises an eyebrow
01:38 * Indigo loudly guffaws.
01:38 * Indigo starts falling asleep
01:38 Caffeine: If I can get my sperm into your eye and/or mouth from 15 feet back, you must give me a brand new car.
01:38 VKL: Indigo, shush, don't encourage him
01:38 Caffeine: Mord, seeing this as win/win, eagerly took the bet.
01:38 VKL: Hummmm
01:38 * Indigo does the "go caffeine, tell your story" cheer."
01:39 VKL: I bet I could make it 15 feet....
01:39 VKL: That's not THAT far
01:39 Mordecai: hmm
01:39 Caffeine: VKL was about to win the bet, no doubt, when mord noticed that VKL's penis was quite small.
01:39 VKL: Hey! It's not THAT small
01:39 Caffeine: He started to laugh, when VKL broke out a 2 x 4 and killed Mord.
01:40 VKL: And the moral of the story is, DON'T LAUGH AT THE SIZE OF MY PENIS!!!
01:40 Caffeine: 5 hours later, after VKL was done having his way with Mord's corpse, he moved on to his next victim.
01:40 Indigo: it's the vkl kills mord story
01:40 Mordecai: it'd have to be real small for me to be laughing
01:40 Caffeine: It was QUITE small.
01:40 Indigo: caffeine, that's a gross ending.
01:40 * VKL sobs quietly
01:40 Indigo: you suck now
01:41 Caffeine: It's not over yet.
01:41 Caffeine: By no means is it.
01:41 Caffeine: VKL, having just killed the asylum's key player, was now a wanted man
01:41 Caffeine: Wanted as in all of the asylum females wanted to kill him.
01:41 * Indigo smiles at caffeine
01:41 Mordecai: who you calling player?
01:41 Indigo: playa!
01:41 VKL: Hey!
01:41 VKL: Kill me?
01:41 VKL: But I'm so nice!
01:42 VKL: Sometimes...
01:42 Caffeine: VKL laughed and laughed, even though his penis was smaller than the usual vampire's.
01:42 Mordecai: I'm glad I'm logging this
01:42 VKL: I'm not!
01:42 Venus: as much as i'm enjoying this story, i need to go to bed
01:42 VKL: Sleep bad
01:42 Caffeine: You're about to make a cameo though.
01:43 Caffeine: Well, anyway, all the females were pissed and shit
01:43 * Indigo laughs really hard
01:43 Caffeine: Chelle was stroking her penis thinking of a way to get back at VKL.
01:43 Caffeine: lunacy was busy bashing her hubby, and didn't know Mord was yet dead.
01:43 Caffeine: Venus didn't seem to mind, as VKL was kind enough to give her the corpse for warmth.
01:44 * VKL laughs
01:44 Indigo: it'll get cold, Venus
01:44 Caffeine: and all of those other females that mord has cybersex with just started cybering with... tack.
01:44 Caffeine: Not the way VKL rigged it up, by that's neither here nor there.
01:44 Indigo: what about me?
01:44 Indigo: what did i do?
01:44 Caffeine: Indigo, you were cybering with tack.
01:44 Indigo: oh.
01:44 * VKL laughs
01:44 Indigo: no i wasn't!
01:45 Indigo: i don't cyber with mord!
01:45 Indigo: ijust run around naked
01:45 Mordecai: yeah!
01:45 Mordecai: oh wait
01:45 Indigo: how bout i wasj ust running around naked
01:45 * Mordecai turns bright red and hides
01:45 Caffeine: Yeah well, you joined the crowd.
01:45 Indigo: tack...
01:45 Caffeine: tack's hot, kay?
01:45 Caffeine: anyway
01:45 Mordecai: tack rules
01:45 * Indigo grumbles something about tack sucking.
01:45 * Indigo laughs.
01:46 Caffeine: Finally, chelle came to a conclusion, she would have to kill VKL.
01:46 VKL: ooooooooooh
01:46 Indigo: double entendre.
01:46 Caffeine: Before she could however, Caffeine flytackled him to hell and back, and that was the end of him. The end.
01:46 Venus: g'night
01:46 Mordecai: very clever
01:46 Mordecai: I'm dead
01:46 VKL: I suppose I am dead too
01:46 Indigo: wow, caff, you're the hero
01:46 VKL: Of course, being a vampire, I was already dead
01:47 Indigo: but you made me a tack hootchie
01:47 VKL: So, Caffeine flytackling me would not kill me either
01:47 Indigo: i don't like you
01:47 VKL: Hmmmmm
01:47 Indigo: vkl you are only a wanna be vampire
01:47 Indigo: damned goth druggie.
01:47 Indigo:
01:47 Mordecai: ha!
01:47 VKL: A sequel perhaps?
01:47 Caffeine: Ok ok, and Indigo ran off with some hot euromodel named "Samuel'
01:47 * VKL sobs quietly
01:47 Indigo: ooo1
01:47 VKL: Hans is better than Samuel
01:47 Indigo: i like that!
01:47 Caffeine: Hans died.
01:47 Indigo: no no
01:47 Indigo: samuel
01:47 * VKL grins
01:48 Caffeine: I think I killed him off by mistake, or chelle shot him.
01:48 Indigo: charo
01:48 Indigo: i like her
01:48 Indigo: what happened to her?
01:48 Caffeine: bunkum was busy having hot monkey sex with her rodney the whole time, and never noticed.
Caffeine: mary and samuel lived happily ever after.
VKL: wh00t! and all that
Indigo: caffeine i love you.
Indigo: good story
Caffeine: you are loved.
* Indigo grins happily...
Indigo: yeeesss.
Caffeine: now sleep

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roffle rofflemayonnaise!

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my oven goes, Bing!

dear indigo;
tack doesn't suck, YOU SUCK!
Caffiene rules.

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That story makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

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someone write a story about the little pro skater that could

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someone write a story about the little pro skater that could

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How about the punk that couldn't?

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Yeah, I don't really notice too much when I'm having it off.

Oh, and I brought Mordecai back from the dead.

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Oh, and I brought Mordecai back from the dead.

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Yeah, I don't really notice too much when I'm having it off.

Oh, and I brought Mordecai back from the dead.

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No! You can't! That's my source of heat!!

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I am a human furnace. Gather round and share in my warmth.

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I love that story.

Thank you Caffeine.

I think i will read it every night before bed now.

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silly.. I'm sure he's way more warm when alive..
cold be wrong though..
you should just test this out.. for me of course.

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Maybe one day, I'll get that chance. At least to test while he's alive anyway.

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I'm sure he'll be drunk enough on New Year's.

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Or tomorrow?

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But will you be drunk enough then?

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actually.. I truly doubt that he will require any alcohol.

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