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-Anth3m-
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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Wetaskiwin AB, Canada
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The Americans ain't getting my doughnut dollars!!

I'm Canadian dammit, as Canadian as Hockey, touques, Labbatt's Blue, and maple syrup, and as such, I'll continue to buy my doughnuts and coffee at Tim Hortons!

Krispykreme go home!!

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morgana
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tim horton's can suck the chocolate creme outta my ass.

we have a tim horton's restaurant, and they're the rudest, slowest, stupidest people i've ever encountered in a fast food situation. just as an example: the lobby closes at 11 pm. i arrived at 10:47 by my watch. i got out of my car, and went in and stood at the counter for a good ten minutes before someone even came out of the back room. when the guy got to the counter, he said the lobby was closed. i said "uh...no it's not. how the fuck did i get in here then? if your door is open, you're still open for business. besides, when i got here, it was before 11." he still refused to serve me inside.

i haven't been back since.

it makes sense to know that they're canadian based, though.

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Never be rude to the people making your food...:shake:

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donuts :tasty:

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-Anth3m-
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
....yapyapyap*squawk*yapyapyap....


Yeah, yeah, you just described about every US franchise up here. The worst is Denny's, where you get some fat gothic broad who couldn't give a rats ass about hygeine, and they charge you 9 bucks for lukewarm hunk of processed beef(?) on a soggy grease soaked kaiser bun.

But it's the only place open at 2 am in a small prairie town. And food after the bar is alot like sex when you're single: there aint' alot to chose from, so take what you can get and tell yourself you like it.

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quote:
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...like sex when you're single: there aint' alot to chose from, so take what you can get and tell yourself you like it.



And every time that you say it, there is someone else nearby saying it too.

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quote:
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The worst is Denny's,


You actually eat there?
Americans don't eat there. We just build those next to hotels so all the furiners stay outta our Pizza Hut's

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where you get some fat gothic broad who couldn't give a rats ass about hygeine,


Are you suggesting that Denny's imports it's employees to Canada? You don't spose that was a fat, gothic, non-hygenic, Canadian Jelly eater eh?

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and they charge you 9 bucks for lukewarm hunk of processed beef(?) on a soggy grease soaked kaiser bun.



A pack of gum costs 9 bucks in Canada.
Sounds like a deal when your drunk, beat up, and broke after the local Hockey Match.

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Ok, ya got me there.

It was funny, not too long ago there was a public opinion poll thingie on the radio here about what people should call the new $2 coin. The $1 coin was called a "loonie" cuz it had a picture of a loon on the front.

Anyways, some guy calls in and said it was so appropriate to name the $1 coin a loonie since the loon is a "bottom feeding scavenger". His vote on what to call the new $2 coin was "an American dollar".

Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was hysterical at the time.

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"american dollar" hehehehehe

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Mugtoe
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krispy kreme

KrispyKreme doughnuts are like heroin to me. They are opening the first KrispyKreme shop in MN out in the burbs here soon, and I may make a day trip out there and just wait for the neon sign to light up.

Incidentally, I am a recruiter for restaurant management. I get jobs for fat, goth girls at Denny's who wanna be managers. If you know any of them, and they're lookin for work anywhere in the US, give em my email addy.

I won't place Canucks.

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quote:
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Maybe you had to be there, but I thought it was hysterical at the time.


hahahahahahahahahaha!

no, no, you didn't have to be there, it was quite funny the way you told us!!!

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Last time I was up in Canuck land I stoped at a TH and it wasn't bad but I'll always prefer Krispy's.. Yummy... I think I'll send my assistant out to get some now.. and some Starbucks.. .. Grin..

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Re: The Americans ain't getting my doughnut dollars!!

Yes, I am getting your donut dollars. You see, I own stock in Wendy's International, Inc. So, there you go. I get your donut dollars. If you'll notice, Wendy's Int'l Inc. owns Tim Horton's. As for the stock...I got it as a shitty xmas present one year and I've not done anything with it. I do get a check (very small...12 cents) every 3 months, though. So, you see, I do get your dirty donut dollars...in 12 cent divisions. So...there!

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Nobody mentioned Krispy Krullers. They are the end all, be all of the donuts and coffee world.

Here in the South, we have plenty of Krispy Kremes. It's sort of funny to be going past one, see the "Hot Donuts Now" sign come on, and watch the traffic pattern become erratic.

Did I say hot???
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Welcome to our abode newbie!


SHOW US YER TITS!!!!!!

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Aggghhhh!!!!!, manboobs!

I'm kinda sorta new. I never posted much with my last nick here. I just decided my old nick was dumb and cheesy (CreepingDeath), I came up with it in a hurry.

And I've had enough Krispy Kreme's so my manboobs lack the definition as in the above example

Thanks for the welcome though, you eagled eyed gent.

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