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'Twas the night before Christmas (Asylum Version 2001)
As per G's suggestion, I have created a new thread for this years entries.
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum,
Chaos reigned as we created holiday decorum
Fiend was puking eggnog made from lighter fluid
Sphinxy was making a paper mache' druid
Rav and Stellar were snuggled in a chair
Chelle was trying to remove cum from her hair
Paint licked a Cain Toad while Karen relaxed
Goatboy took his meds to help out with the clap
When in another thread there arose such a noise
It sounded like Dingle was molesting the Back Street Boys
I ran to the thread to with digital camera in hand
To take incriminating photo's of Dingle and the band.
The moon was glowing and showed me below
A wonderland of beauty all there in the snow
When to my surprise, what did appear?
A beat up old truck, with a dog in the rear
Two old farts argueing up front
"go left, no go right, fuck it…were stuck"
"back to the rest home for more beer" wonder said
"You damn ninny, were stuck" came from JEB
Fred was daydreaming about Joeycat's leg
Wonder was still bitching, now about a keg
Out in the woods I heard another sound
Someone was yelling, Fred looked around.
"Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
KaBlam!!! Came the shot from a gun that was not small
Some cursing, a crash, then nothing at all
[wonderspam] From out of the wreck there fell a big sack,
And out from it crawled an elf known as tack.
"My pants are all wet, I smell just like pee!"
But Joey beat the elf dry and tied him up to a tree.[/wonderspam]
[emeraldspam]From around the corner came MrSherman on a scooter,
'Hey Joey!' he said, oggling her Hooters...
Don't waste that rope on him......,
bring it along and we'll go find Anth3m'[/emeraldspam]
[keep?]Cal walked from the woods with smile on his lips.
Yet more trophies for him and the taxidermist. [/keep?]
There was a sticker on the stock of his rifle you see
"Women like my "gun", Deer fear me"[/keep?]
A saucy young lass called PMG
was plenty preterbed at o'l B&B.
She said "B&B" put me into your ditty.
He said "Shure I will if you show me your paintings"
As Santa crossed the pound
He heard a sad little whine
And as he looked around
He spotted Fiend the swine
"Whats the matter little guy"
Santa asked with concern
"I've hidden a mickey up my ass,
and now it's starting to burn"
Gently Santa bent him over
and began to lube his ass
"This will only hurt for a minute,
so grab yourself a glass"
With a tug and a pull he managed to release
the bottle of smelly booze
As Santa left, he had to wonder,
"What the fuck was all that white ooze?"
Below this lines resides to Dr. Suess entries.
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Good job BNB, that was really damn funny.
Some of your descriptions were right on the money.
You've sure come a long way,
from when you were still "Fluffy Bunny".
and out on the porch
boobs reached over and handed RiZZ the torch
along came Dingle and gave them the eye
so boobs-n-buds said why not give it a try
then poor old dingle started to say
i wont smoke your pot, not even today
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