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Goatboy provided this picture:







It is his smashed Jetta (He thinks it's an audi).

Our crack team of forenzic Photoshopologists discovered several anomalies which prove my case and explain the circumstances of the wreck.

Close analysis of the photo revealed:



A. The flying Nun shaped dent in the hood. Proof that he ran down a Nun. Accident? I think not!

B. The cash box carried by the nun. It's now empty and Goatboy's subscription ti Jailbait magazine was recently renewed....Hmmmmm

C. The World Trade Center devil face is clearly reflected in his fender. Could he also be involved? I'm pretty sure there was a Nun in one of the towers.

D. Quarterpanel tag which reads "DAD=SATAN". Coincidence? Hmmmmm.

E. The Nun's Bible is still open to Revelations. The reference to the Pale Rider is highlighted. Theologins have deciphered this reference. It was misquoted. When they said Pale it actually read Pail. In ancient Egypt pails were used to collect camel dung. The reference to the horse simply refered to "Vehicle"

The verse then translated to the intended passage:

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There will come a bucket of shit and he will drive a shit bucket, his name is death (Goatboy)

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if that was a TT and he wrecked it, then he is truly fucking evil.

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That is funny.

If he is the antichrist, what am I?

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I knew it! How about a fiberglass canoe blessed with my spunk, think that will work?

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I didn't wreck it, the barrier swerved and hit me. At speed.

(I particularly like the WTC devil - rumbled)

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Originally posted by Mordecai
I knew it! How about a fiberglass canoe blessed with my spunk, think that will work?

-m

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:smoke:

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yes, when ever Dog Breath gets bored, he gets it on in photoshop.

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Here is a pic of the new car, WP.

(look! no dents!)

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Originally posted by Smug Git
If he is the antichrist, what am I?

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a golf?

nm.

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Originally posted by Smug Git
That is funny.

If he is the antichrist, what am I?

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Originally posted by WastedPotential
a golf?

nm.

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Originally posted by Goatboy
Here is a pic of the new car, WP.

(look! no dents!)

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YET...

ohh and it's a very uhh Cute car..

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Humour point to Dogbreath for this.

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That's funny as hell DB.
I spit water on my keyboard.
(Then I blamed it on Paint CHiPs)

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Originally posted by BnB

(Then I blamed it on Paint CHiPs)

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