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Venus
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Registered: Apr 2001
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Will you all come visit me?

When I get put in jail for the murder of my ex-husband will you come visit me?
Last night I noticed a few small red bumbs on my daughter's face. Mostly around her mouth. So I called the Dr. today. When I dropped her off at the babysitter's house, I asked if they had noticed them before. She said "No, but Alissa's son has whooping cough." My first thought was `who the fuck is Alissa?' So I called my ex before I took my daughter to the dr, just to tell him what was going on. I asked about this Alissa chick, and if my daughter had been around her son. He said that her son was no longer contagious, and Alexys (my daughter) had very little contact with him anyway. Still wasn't entirely sure who Alissa was...
So I took Alexys to the dr. She's fine (for those concerned). She simply has a virus that'll be gone in a few days. I asked about the whooping cough, and was reassured that I didn't need to worry about it. Well, I took Alexys back to her babysitter's so I could finish my work day. When I get there, I find out that Carl (my ex) had told Alissa that the babysitter told me about her son. So she called and yelled at them. I called Carl when I got back to work, to tell him Alexys was fine. I asked why Alissa called, and he said she wanted to, and that he was going to yell at them too, because it's not their place to tell me anything. Now this I couldn't believe. It's not the babysitter's place to tell me when my daughter has been exposed to things like whooping cough? So anyhow...to make the longer version a little shorter, I asked if this Alissa chick was living with Carl. He said yes (sort of...he danced around it for a bit). I asked why he didn't tell me, he simply said because it's none of my business. Someone please explaine to me how it's none of my business whose living with and taking care of my daughter. That above all things is what pissed me off the most. I have no clue who this woman is, what she's like, or anything about her. Yet she's living with my daughter, helping to take care of her? Fuck that! And the fact that Carl didn't tell me, wouldn't have told me if I hadn't asked just makes it that much worse. He even laughed at me when I told him if he didn't start telling me stuff like that I'd get custody of Alexys. Words can no more explaine how pissed I am.

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Arrangements could probably be made, but they tend to be expensive

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BellaGirl
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how bout a trade off..
you and I can finish off your ex-husband and then move on to kill mine?
we'll do a drive by type thing.. it's faster and less clean-up.

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Venus
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I was kinda hoping for a more painful death...messy.....but I could deal with a drive by.

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Red bumps round the mouth could be a semen allergy.

Get a second opinion.

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Did that cross the line?

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I initially thought the same thing, goatboy, so i was actually relieved to read the thread.

however, venus, you should keep a written record of everything he does: dates, times, people involved. This way, if you do feel the need to fight for full custody, you can have all your facts straight and have a written record.

good luck.

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quote:
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Did that cross the line?


What is this 'line' of which you speak?

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yes

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quote:
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Red bumps round the mouth could be a semen allergy.

Get a second opinion.



Yes you crossed the line you fucking idiot!! How dare you suggest such a thing. As a mother, I found that hurtful. My god.

Second opinion? Goat, your mother should have swallowed.

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Yes you crossed the line you fucking idiot!! How dare you suggest such a thing. As a mother, I found that hurtful. My god.



You are failing to see the goatboy charm?

If points were available, I'd have given him humour points.

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quote:
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You are failing to see the goatboy charm?

If points were available, I'd have given him humour points.



Perhaps you don't have children. That is the only way his remark could have been taken as humor. That or your mother drank a lot during her pregnancy. Oops, my bad. Was that funny?

I have a sense of humor like anyone else, but that was her little girl he was talking about. Do you understand? I'm typing nice and slow for you.

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quote:
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Do you understand? I'm typing nice and slow for you.



actually it doesn't....oh nevermind

*shakes head*

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Perhaps you don't have children. That is the only way his remark could have been taken as humor. That or your mother drank a lot during her pregnancy. Oops, my bad. Was that funny?

I have a sense of humor like anyone else, but that was her little girl he was talking about. Do you understand? I'm typing nice and slow for you.



As a physicist I shall devote my research to finding where God wrote it in the rules of the universe that we all have to have the same sense of humour.

I was originally unsure whether your attack on goatboy was actually serious. But it was! Classic!

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scarily enough, i have been in this EXACT situation. let me ask you a few questions, in order to parley some advice:

1. are you officially divorced? if not, have you been officially seperated a year?

2. does he have ANY record of violent behavior?


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My God!

I am under attack by a horde of single mothers!

Shouldn't you all be sucking dick for diaper money?

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Yes you crossed the line you fucking idiot!! How dare you suggest such a thing. As a mother, I found that hurtful. My god.

Second opinion? Goat, your mother should have swallowed.



I didn't know shemales could reproduce. How witty!

Tanya, I'm happy to say that you are as much of a knee-jerk reacting fool as I originally perceived you to be. It's nice to be proven right.

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Hey Venus send me a picture of your bewbies and I'll take care of it.. grin

That's a suck situation.. Splitting up a kid like that is no fun but you are damn right it's your buisness to know who is living with your kid.

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My God!

I am under attack by a horde of single mothers!

Shouldn't you all be sucking dick for diaper money?




Okay please stop Goatboy... I can't stop laughing... people are looking at me funny now.. Thanks

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actually it doesn't....oh nevermind

*shakes head*





hehehehe.

I want to see that fake picture of Tanya again, that was funny.

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Hey Venus send me a picture of your bewbies and I'll take care of it.. grin



maybe* if/when you come up in January, I might* be able to work something like out.

* indicates key words. There are no promises.

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Sounds like a plan..

Show me yours and I'll show you my peircings..

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hehehehe.

I want to see that fake picture of Tanya again, that was funny.



For you and ScatMonkey...

When She Males Attack!

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