Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5126

I USED TO DRIVE A RACE CAR

WHAT DID YOU USED TO DO? DID YOU USED TO OWN A LAWNMOWER? DID IT HAVE POWER LOCK AND PINION BRAKES? DID THE BLADES HAVE DIAMOND TIPS? HAHAHAHAHA. OUCH!!!!!

I'M DEAD.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5126

big tires and romping spirits!!!!

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location:
Posts: 67

oh my goodness baby...have another one-shit...have one for me while you're at it

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

My lawnmower has an engine, and a blade, and it uses gasoline as a fuel.

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No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

My lawnmower speaks Spanish.

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