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Topic Migration #01

Topic Migration
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This is a novelty thread, or a game if you wish, suggested by Smug. Here's the lo-down:

This thread will be moved ever day (or two) to a different forum. While in a particular forum, discussion within this thread must relate to the forum it is in.

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Twas the night before Christmas...

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and Dog Breath was naked on my porch..

(Is that nonsense? I really wanted Dog breath, Naked, and Porch in the same sentence.)

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and on the way to pick up the beer paint chips got lost cuz he never learnned tha streets of newport new.

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Where did he wind up? In a faraway land, forgotton by the annals of history. He made a left at the third light (or so he THOUGHT) and drove straight into...

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...a gay bar.

Back at Skeets house: After waiting around for 2 hours anticipating our special brew, Paint finally arrived. He was especially delighted to see Dog Breaths naked bod, but I just wanted my beer so the party could get started.

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With Paint and Dingle in the hizee the bitches all started getting bizzee, and lo and behold in the corner SocialParasite sat with a bottle of vodka in hand and a whore on his lap.

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Paint ran towards SP and stole his bottle of vodka.. running for the bathroom, shouting "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!".
dingle raised an eyebrow and decided to make a move on SP's whore.

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Dingle sat down beside the whore, sensually setting his hand on her knee, and moved it up her inner thigh.

“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, the asylum isn’t a place for such a pretty lady.

He gently brushed the hair out of her face and he SCREAMED like a little girl!

She was hideously ugly!

“Shit, Social Parasite, I knew you were poor, but couldn’t you afford better than this!” he exclaimed, withdrawing his hand from the hooker’s knee.

The hooker lunged at Social parasite...

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She pinned SP to the floor and as she set her nasty asshole on his face I realized it was Janet Reno. Dingle suddenly felt nauseous and ran off to find a restroom.."

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While Dingle barfed fruity pebbles into the tub, Janet Reno clamped SP's nuts with vice grips.
Dog breath saw that but being naked could not help.

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SP’s balls made a popping noise, and Janet stood to her full height, 7 feet tall.

“YOU WANT SOME OF ME!?” she bellowed.

Asylumites cowered in the corners.

“I HAVE COME TO THIS DIN OF SIN,” she continued, “TO BREAK, CRUSH AND DESTROY THE MONOPOLY THEY CALL MICROSOFT!”

Janet proceeded to sit at all the computer terminals at the party, deleting internet explorer and installing netscape navigator.

The party goers sighed with relief.

“I AM HERE TO SERVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!”

“But Janet, interjected Chips Jr.,” you are not attorney general anymore. You need to move on…”
“SILENCE FOOL! NO ONE SPEAKS BACK TO ME!!!”

steam billowed out of the Reno’s nostrils.

“AS PAYMENT FOR MY SERVICES, I SEEK TO DEFLOWER ONE NUBILE MALE VIRGIN…”

Chips Jr. stepped forward and the Reno thrust him aside with the might of a steamroller. Chips Jr. hit the wall with a resounding "thud."

“NOT YOU, Mr. TALKS TOO MUCH…”

Janet walked over to Avondale and Caffeine, who pointed at eachother while pissing their pants.

Meanwhile, an enraged Chips Jr was morphing into Stabby!

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meanwhile, paint is still in the restroom. watching dingle puke now.
Paint takes a few swigs of vodka and decides to jet before dingle sees him and tries to steal it from him.

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As the body of SocialParasite lay broken and bleeding, testicular goo on the floor and ceiling, karen did administer first aid. The Reno was in the middle of a denial driven rage and ChipsJr was becoming the beast known as Stabby.

And then through teh door did burst MstrG with his Whip of Economics and Mace of Magistrate.

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Mrs Reno then kicked Dingle into the hurl filled tub leaving him looking like a gila monster with the sugary cereal coating his body.
She swept Caffiene off his feet and attached a penis pump connected to an industrial vacuum pump. We'll make something of you little man she said.
Stuffing one of her wrinkled breasts in his mouth she popped a finger into his sphincter causing Caffiene to swallow the breast burning the nipple with stomach acid.
Just then GilaDingle emerged from the Bathroom.

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But alas, Skeet distracted MstrG with Dog Breaths wonderful nudity, and off went MstrG, DB, and Pmahnn into the special "touchy game" room...

Followed closely behind by GilaDingle

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While administering first aid, SP attempts to jam his tongue down karen's throat.
karen is taken aback, but..

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GilaDingle didn't like being excluded from 'touchy-game' sessions, and he was enraged.

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As all of the Team Beat Reno left to play "touchy feely" the morale of the room sagged to levels lower than a 100 year-old woman's breasts.

"I guess it's up to me," said Paint as he began to attempt to bore RenoZOID with a long ramble about some moot point only he and the other Bretheren could understand.

Seeing that his world was coming to an end, SocialParasite kisses karen seeings how he's gonna die anyway.

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The long boring oration caused Janet Reno's breasts to explode covering the touchy session with boob juice and giving Caffiene a creamy center

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A creamy center that immediatly began pouring out of his asshole onto Skeets floor, mixing with the pre-existing human feces scattered about.

Ahhh.. the smells of heaven..

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karen decides if we're gonna die, might as well go out fucking. So she takes off all of SP's clothes and prepares to deflower...

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His asshole with Chelle's 18" black strap on. Karen grins an evil grin and smears poly grip on the large rubber phallis.

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Karen decided to give in to SP's advances because, what the hell, we're all gonna die. SP gets a raging hard-on because he thinks he's finally going to get laid, and by God he isn't paying a whore!!

Just before Karen takes his penis into her quivering womanhood Janet Reno explodes, covering everyone in a layer of Reno goodness and filling Caff with her goo. Karen is thrown off SP just before they can begin making love. "Damn," he thinks to himself . . .

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