While Bruno and Jonah were both terrible at giving head, their mutual attraction for each other was immense.
One day, an idea came to Bruno's mind.
"Hey Jonah, let's get two chicks to suck us off while we hold hands and stare into each other's eyes! It'll be just like we were doing it to each other.. except not!"
Bruno had a good idea.
"i must say, sir, you are a master tactician."
"o but it was all in the execution, my good man. i bow to your expertise."
"you're too kind. a man is no better than his plan, i always say. the credit is yours."
"well-played sir, well-played."