Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1409

everybody knows i recently joined the israeli army.
with this critical life style change, for me, came alot of new moral responsibility. stuff that i didnt have to consider before.

for example, when i hit a palastinian 12 year old kid, should i use only my fists, or can i pummel him with the butt of the rifle?

morality is tricky.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 7504

IDIOT.

What do you think rubber bullets are for?

Sheesh.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35781

I think that rifle butts are de rigeur with the discerning army thug.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1037

I don't think the israeli Military issues rubber bullets.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3692

after i saw last year's cartoon, i expected this to become an issue, just not in the forum.

your internal moral compass is useless here, time to keep up appearances.

the rifle butt would be just too "Platoon," i think. Best to use the fist, so you have some control on the follow-through, tempering it to your mood and the demands of the situation.

i trust you'll use your best judgement, though.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Or you don't hit the kid at all.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Baton Rouge
Posts: 1578

It'd be cooler if they gave you those big shields; then you could just push the twerp down.

Does the Israeli army really end up in that many hand-to-hand situations with Palestinians? I was kind of under the impression it was a "fly in and bomb/roll in a bulldoze, then move on" kind of operation.

As for the question, I think you have to go witht he rifle butt. You can't get in a fist fight with every Palestinian boogerface to toss a chunk of brick your way.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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LOL, thats worth a couple humor points melon

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: The State of Dismay
Posts: 82

everybody knows i recently joined the ::insert palestinian terrorist network::.
with this critical life style change, for me, came alot of new moral responsibility. stuff that i didnt have to consider before.

for example, when i open fire on an israeli 12 year old kid, should i aim for the head, for the quick painless kill, or should i go for a stomach shot, to make him first realize that his god is not the one true allah?

morality is tricky.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9473

Are there any rules restricting you from smashing him with your helmet? If you have to keep it on at all times, you may want to see if you can get a spare to wear on your hip. Protects your ass and works as a mini-shield.

You could paint it blue.

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