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This is a novelty thread, or a game if you wish, suggested by Smug. Here's the lo-down:
This thread will be moved ever day (or two) to a different forum. While in a particular forum, discussion within this thread must relate to the forum it is in.
Any replies to this thread must:
- Relate to the forum it is in and follow the rules described below.
- Stay on topic!
Don't post discussions or ideas about this thread in this thread.
This thread is a progressive story. Your post must continue the story in a creative manner.
Your addition cannot kill the story or alter it's direction in a unbelievable fashion.
Try to involve the forum theme in your story more than just a quick reference simply to satisfy the rules.
Please attempt to use a little thought out creativity. No nonsense replies like "and then i got my dick sucked".
It would help if you type your reply out in notepad or some other text editor and paste it in rather than typing it out in the thread reply field. That way you can refresh the thread before you post to make sure someone else hasn't already replied and altered the story (thereby making your addition confusing).
The thread will visit the forums in this order:
T H E L O S T F O R U M - Free for all posting (following the guidlines above of course).
Gaming - Related to gaming - not limited to computer or console games, can include gaming of any type (no, macking chicks isnt included)
Politicas der Monde - Must relate to or reference politics in some way. (Sp00ky is not considered a political topic)
WIT - Must relate to or reference technology in some way.
Sensory Overload - Related to movies, music, media.
Asylum Art - Despite the recent thread arguing the definition of art, replies here must relate to art in a defined, more traditional sense (drawing, painting, sculpting, photography, etc.). So no, a picture of a crap shaped like a question mark is not art.
Images Of Desanctity - Replies must include a related image (preferably posted as an attachment so it doesnt disappear down the road)
T H E L O S T F O R U M - Returns here and is open to free for all discussion until it dies. (or possibly takes another trip through the forums?)
NOTE: This thread will be heavily moderated to keep discussion on topic and to enforce the rules above.
also, if you make a post that's off topic (if someone else submitted right before you) either edit it to continue the story, or edit everything out except for 'delete' or 'ignore' or something as such, and a moderator or admin will remove the post.
also, any references to 'me' in this story should refer to the narrator, and not you in particular. Refer to yourself by your handle.
Back at Skeets house: After waiting around for 2 hours anticipating our special brew, Paint finally arrived. He was especially delighted to see Dog Breaths naked bod, but I just wanted my beer so the party could get started.
As the body of SocialParasite lay broken and bleeding, testicular goo on the floor and ceiling, karen did administer first aid. The Reno was in the middle of a denial driven rage and ChipsJr was becoming the beast known as Stabby.
And then through teh door did burst MstrG with his Whip of Economics and Mace of Magistrate.
Mrs Reno then kicked Dingle into the hurl filled tub leaving him looking like a gila monster with the sugary cereal coating his body.
She swept Caffiene off his feet and attached a penis pump connected to an industrial vacuum pump. We'll make something of you little man she said.
Stuffing one of her wrinkled breasts in his mouth she popped a finger into his sphincter causing Caffiene to swallow the breast burning the nipple with stomach acid.
Just then GilaDingle emerged from the Bathroom.
Last edited by Dog Breath on 12-14-2001 at 06:41 AM
Karen decided to give in to SP's advances because, what the hell, we're all gonna die. SP gets a raging hard-on because he thinks he's finally going to get laid, and by God he isn't paying a whore!!
Just before Karen takes his penis into her quivering womanhood Janet Reno explodes, covering everyone in a layer of Reno goodness and filling Caff with her goo. Karen is thrown off SP just before they can begin making love. "Damn," he thinks to himself . . .
karen saves the day(for SP) by grabbing his penis and holding on tight before she gets thrown too far. she manages to get back into place and puts a finger over SP's mouth.
"dont talk. just fuck. and do it now."