Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

I hate Mayonaise

You know what I hate , I hate mayonaise ...mother fucking mayonaise pisses me off , makes me damned near violent

I went to burger king the other day and ordered a chicken sandwaich .. no mayonaise
then the bitch behind the counter brings out my sandwich and the paranoid lil bastard I am had to look at it and I saw mayonaise , gods that made me ill I was about to beem this fucking sandwich at the bitch's head and I was so angry I was thinking I could beem the thing hard enough to knock them out gods Mayonaise makes me violent it reminds me of going to see the movie the whole nine yards

the scene where the guy goes "you know I hate when they put fucking mayonaise on my sandwich when I so no fucking mayoniase "

I stood up iun the movie and was all shouting
"Dude I so feel you on that it pisses me off too"

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Across the street from a Catholic high school (Giggle)
Posts: 92

I told you the mayonaise story would bomb!!!!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11780

I feel your pain, man,

Ive been there.

Oh wait.
No I havent.

I like mayonaise.

except that fakenonfatsaladdressingposingasmayonaisebullshitst
uff.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
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i hate mayo also,but that movie nighthawks kicked ass.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
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mayonaise is fine. especially with chips.

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Registered: Nov 2001
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I completely relate. I hate mayonaisse too.

and i laughed.

but you really shouldn't get quite so angry. just send the sandwich back and politely await another.

but always check for mayo before you go. it is cardinal rule.

god i hate mayonaisse.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
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You're another one of those miracle whip eating commies aren't you?

-m

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and i REALLY hate MUSTARD!

blech.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
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Um... that's not mayo

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
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Any pre layed condiment on a sandwhich is the shit, provided it was put on without my prior knowledge.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

no I hate alll mayonaise it's damned just oil and eggs it's a fucking fat liquid damned nasty

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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mayonaise sucks

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Speaking as a representative of Burger King, I would like to extend my sincerest apalogy for the mix up.

Was it busy when you ordered?

Was drive-thru busy?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In my house :)
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You didn't think you could sneak in without showing your tits did you?

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I don't think I've ever had mayonaise... if I had, I odn't remember what it tasted like.

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quote:

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Originally posted by urbanjunkie
mayonaise is fine. especially with chips.

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Mayonaise is delicious.

I will eat anything though. I'm not fussy.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In my house :)
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Oops...seems I missed karens thread. Thankfully I noticed that before ten of you posted the link to it

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quote:

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Originally posted by Indigo
and i REALLY hate MUSTARD!

blech.

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Registered: Nov 2001
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Edited cause this post was OBE:

I hate miracle whip too.

mustard is a strange seed. makes things taste bad to me, but i will eat these things with the ooky condiments. i'd rather they weren't there, however. and i don't like them.

sometimes, when there isn't to o much miracle whip/mayo, it actually can be okay, but usu, it is drowned in it. and i don't really care if it is thee or not. in concept, it's gross, as whatsisname pointed out. eggs and oil. really good for you.

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Registered: Sep 2000
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quote:

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Originally posted by Dingle


FRENCH FRIES YOU LIMEY GIT!!!! AND YOU PUT KETCHUP ON THEM, NOT MAYONAISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Across the street from a Catholic high school (Giggle)
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Miracle Whip? Isn't that what the Pope uses when he feels kinky?


Besides Woof, I bet Mayonaise hates you too!:cry:

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

I know mayonaise hates me as I throw the damned jar out the window when I see it in my house , yet unlike some other peopel I know , that oculd eat the shite out of a damned Jar
/nods at porngod

you mayonaise lovin bastard

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Just so you know, if you put BBQ sauce on that chicken sandwich it really balances the mayo.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
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ok BBQ might help but oyu are forgettign overall one fact "I FUCKING HATE MAYONAISE"

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