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Wooof-Garrr
the littlest barbarian

Registered: Jan 2002
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why do people hand me beer?

So last week I wassitting in the strip club , minding my own business , ispping my water and looking at fun bags when this dude turns arond and asks me if I wanted a beer so I took it but yet the problem is I don't understand this happens to me everywhere be it someone handing me a beer or someo0ne turning around and saying "Hey big L you wanna share this pitcher with us? " now why is it everyone just hands me beer

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Krogoth
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because your speshal

/me touches wooof garrr

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Fiend
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somehow i don't pity your problem

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urbanjunkie
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Re: why do people hand me beer?

quote:
Originally posted by Wooof-Garrr
So last week I was sitting in the strip club



after your anti-mayonaise rant, i was unsure of what to make of you. but your not so bad after all.

wanna beer?

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FunkaY
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mm I dont get the beer thing..but alot of the time when I go to cross non-busy streets..the car coming will just stop and wave for me to cross even if there is no pedestrian crossing. It confusers me..they would have saved more time if they'd had just driven through *shrug*

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BellaGirl
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damn!
I get the same shit!
rides too.. people always offer rides..

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PornGod
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Hey don't bitch man.....Free beer is beer.....Tittys is Tittys....

Unless there Straightmans.....Brrrrrrrr.....Scary...

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Mordecai
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quote:
Originally posted by BellaGirl
damn!
I get the same shit!
rides too.. people always offer rides..


Hey babe, wanna grab a beer and go riding... I mean snowboarding...

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Wooof-Garrr
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Beers beers beers tittys tittys tittys

I aint bitchin just don't like my time to look at tittys being interupted

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Mordecai
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Re: Beers beers beers tittys tittys tittys

quote:
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I aint bitchin just don't like my time to look at tittys being interupted


And you won't show your peepee? Show some reciprocity man!

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SocialParasite
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I wish people would give me free stuff.

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Indigo
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What's so weird? i get free beers!

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Wooof-Garrr
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weird

It's weird cause I am a pissy barbarian and peopel gicve me shite what logic is that "Hey lets give the pissed off short stocky guy with arms like a pitbull free things"

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quote:
Originally posted by FunkaY
mm I dont get the beer thing..but alot of the time when I go to cross non-busy streets..the car coming will just stop and wave for me to cross even if there is no pedestrian crossing. It confusers me..they would have saved more time if they'd had just driven through *shrug*


that's because you're hot

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Mordecai
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Didn't you mama teach you nothin? Accept free beer, food and lodging because you never know when you may get it again. Damn.

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Re: weird

quote:
Originally posted by Wooof-Garrr
It's weird cause I am a pissy barbarian and peopel gicve me shite what logic is that "Hey lets give the pissed off short stocky guy with arms like a pitbull free things"


They're scared of you. They give you free things in an attempt to satiate you so that you won't hurt them. it is a feeble attempt to befriendy ou. Or else you just look cool.

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Wooof-Garrr
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hmm mayhaps

Well ok I got told a few trimes I looked like Aaron Lewis so would we all give Aaron free beers?

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quote:
Originally posted by Indigo


They're scared of you. They give you free things in an attempt to satiate you so that you won't hurt them. it is a feeble attempt to befriendy ou. Or else you just look cool.


Then why is he always hanging around me?.....I don't give him free stuff....and I bum rides...

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BellaGirl
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or pity drinks perhaps?

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Wooof-Garrr
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free rides

Yeah but
Porn god you make me laugh

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Glad I could amuse you:jester:

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Wooof-Garrr
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well thats coosl so should I drop the real bomb story on em now abut my last new years?

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Venus
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Yeah, I hate it when people just up and give me stuff that I'd usually have to pay for. Ya know, sex, weed, alcohol. Christmas is pure hell.

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Re: why do people hand me beer?

quote:
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sipping my water and looking at fun bags when this dude turns arond and asks me if I wanted a beer so I took it


You may have looked impoverished. Enjoy the beer!

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Dog Breath
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Maybe they hope it will make you look better.

Was it a long neck?

Maybe the guy next to you wanted to see what you look like giving a hummer.

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