Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Across the street from a Catholic high school (Giggle)
Posts: 92

You know, there I was in a public restroom.....No questions please...taking care of the "Little" porngod, when I look up and see on the wall:


Shit eater, seeking dominant male, to shit on me and abuse me,
call 555-1234....

Or some shit like that. At first I laughed. I mean the absurdity of it all was amusing. Can you imagine. Some guy thought, "Well hell, I'm a guy of special needs. Why don't I just mosey on down to the gas stations bathroom and leave my number and see who calls." Too me that image is absurd.
But then I thought about who the fuck would call one of these numbers on a fucking piss stained public restroom.....I mean even if thats what floats you lil love boat, hey, more for you. But would you call a random number off a wall?

I mean for the love of Pete Rose in a pink Teddy......
GET THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!!! Thats what its for! :spank:

Well thats me....wasteing your time
PornGod

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19413

I wrote a short song called "Writings On the Wall."

Wish I had it around still.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 1480

ive left my number on a few walls at bush gardens, just for the hell of it. never any calls.

thats the coolest title ever, point for you

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Sydney
Posts: 441

Those things are normally written by a 13 yr old knob trying to get revenge. I doubt anyone calls them anyway..or am i giving people too much credit? mmm

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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: northern Virginia
Posts: 794

.......when I went to dinner with my boyfriend and my rents.. just before getting married.. before the meal I went to the restroom and on the door inside the stall someone had carved in
"Scotts are assholes.. don't ever marry a Scott!"

WHY WHY WHY didn't I obey the bathroom stall!?!

oh.. yeah.. so my advise is call the dude

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Across the street from a Catholic high school (Giggle)
Posts: 92

quote:

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Originally posted by Krogoth


thats the coolest title ever, point for you [/B]

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19413

I used to write those things all the time.

"For a good time call *insert friend's phone number*."

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Baton Rouge
Posts: 1581

My seminal work - a true spurt of genius:

"Here I sit in shitty vapor,
Some damn fool used all the paper.
I hear my boss call; I cannot linger!
...Watch out ass, here comes my finger."

leakynips.

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