Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

SO on new years I went over to hang out with a few peopel I knew so there was 4 of us hangin and drinking just chilling and goofing off yadda yadda yadda . SO it is me and my half brother and these two girls . So all seems okand I am jsu drinkign a bit and well there is this one girl ther who I think is cute and she seems really fun and having a good time and my brother gropes her an she is cool with it , so I grope her and she gets all pissy so I don't uunderstand this double standard shite if they aren't going out then she is open to him she hsould be cool with me unless she is scared of me yet if so I can't see why , just this fucked up my new years it pissed me off

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 1480

its probably because your brother is a big sexy man like me and you are a little midget barbarian like tack

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

dude I'm not a midget I'm 5'8'' and just everyone I train with is bigger than me and if that was somy half broher is 5'5'' and wee

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Northeast Merka
Posts: 611

5'8? That's midgetty all right

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19413

I stand nearly four full inches taller than you.

You = midget.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

dude I am short but I will rip your arms out of socket

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: I don't fukn' know!
Posts: 5137

... you've got to be kidding me.

do you ever -not- complain? esp, about stupid shit?

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Knoxville , TN
Posts: 110

nah I am just stating things to say for now and stuff on my mind for nwo

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20602

*beats his chest ad lets out a tarzan yell*

Too funny.

-m

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

I have an idea. Every time you think about posting a new thread with the same bullshit in it; namely, complaining when you get to touch a girl and she doesn’t phone the police, or getting free beer, every time you have this urge to tell us about it, turn off your computer, pick up your monitor and throw it out the nearest window, find something heavy, and beat yourself over the head with it.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 20602

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit that made me laugh so hard. Hey don't be picking on the.. oh fuck it. bwahahahahahhahahahahaha

-m

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35962

It is just so unfair when sluts exercise some quality control in their promiscuity.

Clearly, Wooof-Garrr, you are just jealous that your half-brother wasn't turned down too. But 5'8" is too short to be a man and too tall to be a novelty. Stick to limbo dancing (but if you ever do get any, post pictures, midget sex is always a family favourite)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
Posts: 7234

i hereby declare open season on this asshole.

this has to be one of the stupidest things i've ever seen posted. i'm really having a hard time deciding whether you're actually serious and need a good ass-reaming, or if this is your feeble attempt at being funny, which would still be deserving of some anal attention from a 500 lb prison inmate.

has the thought occured to you that perhaps the girl in question isn't attracted to you? wait...that may be too much to ask all at once. let's try this: has ANY thought occured to you whatsoever in your existance thus far? no? didn't think so.

but don't worry, there's still time! if you follow my instructions explicitly, i can guarantee results. first, fill your bathtub with warm water. then stick your head in, and hold your breath as long as you can. when you start to get dizzy, you know you're getting close! hold yourself under until the darkness consumes you. a small light will begin to appear. your body will start to reject this treatment, so it might be best to have a helper nearby, to assist in holding you under until the light comes for you. go into the light, carol ann. and take your horrendous spelling with you.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: ...The Basement. Duh.
Posts: 442

I wanted to reply with something really deep and serious, but then I was like, no...this is the asylum. Then I was thinking about replying with something evil and crude, but then I read morgana's post and im just scared.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Are you really that stupid? I mean, really?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Maybe it was the shotgun wound in your forehead. Those are a big turn off.

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