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Pennis Buttram
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: Jan 2002
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Arrow Hi, I'm new here!

Hi there. I'm Pennis Buttram and i'm new here.

My real name is Harry Homo and I'm from a very loving, physically intimate family. My favorite song is Suck My Dogs Dick and I am a homo.

I'm familiar with Asylum tradition and i am very anxious to show my tits, so just ask me.

I also want to say that Dingle is the bomb, I hope i'm not out of line here being new and everything, but not only is Dingle ub3r-l33t, he's fucking hot.

Well, that's all i really had to say. Thank you in advance for your warm welcomes and support.

Sincerely,

Pennis Buttram

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AlterEgo
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Dec 2001
Location:
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Feck yo ,

later.

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A.D.H.D
ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

Nice Zero'th post

Nice work Dingle.

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skalie
the honourable

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: ........
Posts: 15428

How did you manage to have a total of 0 posts?

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35962

quote:
Originally posted by skalie
How did you manage to have a total of 0 posts?


1. Posts where people are nice to Dingle don't count.

2. Alternatively, Dingle did it.

On reflection, I am going for option number 2.

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Angelbaby15
Running A Muck

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 157

I am not sure to welcome you or not....oh what the hell...welcome and show us your tits!!

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Venus
Goddess of Whore

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

quote:
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I am not sure to welcome you or not....oh what the hell...welcome and show us your tits!!


You just wanted to ask for tits! You can't fool me!

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

We want your nutsack in a frying pan!

No, really.

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

Registered: Jul 2000
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Dingle is da bomb

I wonder what happens when you copy/paste the whole Smilies window.






:fire:
:angel: :bash:
:glasses: :bunny:
:disgust: :crazy:
:evil: :finger:
:fright: :beauty:
:shake: :tubbie:
:jester: :frog:
:tasty: :laughhard
:love: :cry:
:swear: :smoke:
:rudolph: :yell:
:spank: :zip:
:stop: :whip:
:txt: :arrow:
:idea: :!:
:?: :smile:
:cool2: :mad2:
:sad: :smile2:
:blow: :wink:
:-: :+:
:angel2: :crap:
:cuss: :hammer:
:3: :spin:
wink2 :zzz:

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Kayla
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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 3186

eep! *twitch* *twitch* emoticon overload

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

Re: Dingle is da bomb

quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
I wonder what happens when you copy/paste the whole Smilies window.






:fire:
:angel: :bash:
:glasses: :bunny:
:disgust: :crazy:
:evil: :finger:
:fright: :beauty:
:shake: :tubbie:
:jester: :frog:
:tasty: :laughhard
:love: :cry:
:swear: :smoke:
:rudolph: :yell:
:spank: :zip:
:stop: :whip:
:txt: :arrow:
:idea: :!:
:?: :smile:
:cool2: :mad2:
:sad: :smile2:
:blow: :wink:
:-: :+:
:angel2: :crap:
:cuss: :hammer:
:3: :spin:
wink2 :zzz:



What happens when you quote and center the whole thing?

Heh

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

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Location: California
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Re: Dingle is da bomb

:fire: :angel: :bash: :glasses: :bunny: :disgust: :crazy:
:evil: :finger: :fright: :beauty: :shake: :tubbie: :jester: :frog: :tasty: :laughhard :love: :cry: :swear: :smoke: :rudolph: :yell: :spank: :zip: :stop: :whip: :txt:
:arrow: :idea: :!: :?: :smile: :cool2: :mad2: :sad: :smile2: :blow: :wink: :-: :+: :angel2: :crap:
:cuss: :hammer: :3: :spin: wink2 :zzz:


Or if they all scroll by?

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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WHOA

Dog Breath you take my breath away with your powers!


*waits patiently to see if Tigerbuns gets an automatic "Hi, I'm new here" thread.

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missphinx
Edgy the Budgie

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P.S. I'm not Tigerbuns

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BellaGirl
tangled in blue

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: northern Virginia
Posts: 794

quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
WHOA

Dog Breath you take my breath away with your powers!


*waits patiently to see if Tigerbuns gets an automatic "Hi, I'm new here" thread.



nooooo!

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Edgy the Budgie

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quote:
Originally posted by BellaGirl


nooooo!

are *you* Tigerbuns?

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Edgy the Budgie

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Smile

*looks at people here (Astro74, Caffeine, DevilMoon, Dog Breath, Goat, Indigo, missphinx, Skeet, SocialParasite, Speach w/o Thinking, The Wraith, Tigerbuns)....hmmm. HMMM. The Wraith is Tigerbuns!

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Edgy the Budgie

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It is simply not right that scout got a "Hi, I'm new here thread" and Tigerbuns didn't. Extremely disturbing. Not even smilies can help.

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Caffeine
Caffeine

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7117

DINGLE
You hacking genius.
You rule.

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BellaGirl
tangled in blue

Registered: Sep 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by missphinx
are *you* Tigerbuns?


nope.. but she's my girlie

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Dog Breath
Cuddly Puppy

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quote:
Originally posted by BellaGirl


nope.. but she's my girlie



Tigerbuns???

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Edgy the Budgie

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quote:
Originally posted by BellaGirl


nope.. but she's my girlie


Well then, give her a real hello and welcome from me

(*waves at Tigerbuns*)

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BellaGirl
tangled in blue

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no.. she has a much nicer skin tone.. and darker hair..
you'll like her though.
she can do the splits up against the wall.

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Cuddly Puppy

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quote:
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no.. she has a much nicer skin tone.. and darker hair..
you'll like her though.
she can do the splits up against the wall.



We must have pictures.

.....and titties!

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tangled in blue

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quote:
Originally posted by Dog Breath


We must have pictures.

.....and titties!



you know what.. I actually Do have a picture somewhere of her doing the splits up against the wall.. scantilly clad too as I remember.. but it's back from freshman year.. I have no clue where it is now.
damn.
life sucks sometimes huh?

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