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Hi, I'm new here!

Hi there. I'm Tigerbuns and i'm new here.

My real name is Peter Penis and I'm from ... uhhh ... i cant remember. My favorite song is Suck My Dogs Dick and I am a gerbil ramming faggot.

I'm familiar with Asylum tradition and i am very anxious to show my tits, so just ask me.

I also want to say that Dingle is the bomb, I hope i'm not out of line here being new and everything, but not only is Dingle ub3r-l33t, he's fucking hot.

Well, that's all i really had to say. Thank you in advance for your warm welcomes and support.

Sincerely,

Tigerbuns

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Registered: Jan 2001
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This kicks arse.

Not only does it frighten idiots away. But it will one day be an honour for someone to say, "I was one of the newies that got an automated response made by Dingle calling me names, and telling everyone I was ready to show my tits, before all the other Asylum Members decided that seeing new posts for every member was both annoying and disconcerting."

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Registered: Apr 2001
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At least I know I don't actually have to read the post.

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i had such hi respect for dingle

now tho

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D
This kicks arse.

Not only does it frighten idiots away.

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Fuck off

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Originally posted by euphorbia


I thought he was doing it to piss off or rile up all the whiners who start crying every time a new person tries to introduce themselves.:?: :?: :?:

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D

, I give you "Bottle cap in mouth, cup on head, Thumbs Up"

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That's a cup? That sure doesn't look like a cup.

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D
This kicks arse.

Not only does it frighten idiots away. But it will one day be an honour for someone to say, "I was one of the newies that got an automated response made by Dingle calling me names, and telling everyone I was ready to show my tits, before all the other Asylum Members decided that seeing new posts for every member was both annoying and disconcerting."

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haha I forgot i did this

ah the joys of drinking yourself into a stupor

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Originally posted by Indigo


actually, i whole heartedly agree with ADHD back when he didn't remember what he was thinking. It's a great icebreaker for the newbies, and lets them know what we're REALLY like. I wish i'd had it when I started. Would have made me feel welcome (subject of this sentence is "it understood," much like "you understood." Fortunately, they all have names like "tigerbuns" and "Loveslut," which makes it even funnier Intriguing, no?a

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Originally posted by A.D.H.D


I pretty good a balancing cups on my head though.

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Originally posted by Venus


I still don't think that looks like a cup.

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in light of recent events, i'm willing to throw my support behind adhd in his claims that that is indeed a cup. you'd be a FOOL to argue.

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!ereh wen m'I ,iH

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So, let's see those titties!!!!!

Or, have the gerbils bitten your nipples off.

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this is from back when, for like a day, when new people registered they'd get an auto-generated "Hi, i'm New Here" thread. ahh, memories.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmXLPxG6k0

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You should reinstate the practice, but instead of your lame generated post, give them this image instead.

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welcome to da club =P

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and show us your bunz

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