Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

http://www.dollarshort.org/mash/



anyone play the game mash in school as a kid? well there is the online version, I took it from another forum but figured this place could get really damn funny

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

Your husband's name is tack and you have 0 children. You're a secretary who drives to work every day in a purple oscar mayer weiner truck.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with tack in your house in vermont.




HAHAAHhAHA

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19413

our wife's name is Erin Ried and you have 3 children. You're a pr0n star who drives to work every day in a red Porsche.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Erin Reed in your shack in Nebraska.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11779

Your husband's name is Caffeine and you have 1 child. You're a Blues Singer who drives to work every day in a silver Ford Taurus GL.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Caffeine in your shack in Newport news, VA

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

the reason tack and I dont have any kids is because he is waiting till Im dead to have sex with me






:laughhard:

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: MA
Posts: 2728

Your husband's name is Illussion and you have 0 children. You're a homemaker who drives to work every day in a purple Taurus.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Illussion in your shack in Hell.


PS: Yes, I know Illussion isn't my hubby, she's my wife. Yell at MASH not me. *molests her hubby-wife*

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

haha shack in hell, yay channy were doing better than I could have ever hopped for!!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11779

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Originally posted by karen
Your husband's name is Caffeine and you have 1 child. You're a Blues Singer who drives to work every day in a silver Ford Taurus GL.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Caffeine in your shack in Newport news, VA

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Well. Im halfway there. I have a silver ford taurus GL and live in newport news

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 19413

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Originally posted by illu§§ion
haha shack in hell, yay channy were doing better than I could have ever hopped for!!

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 102

Your husband's name is Mordecai and you have 3 children. You're a Doctor who drives to work every day in a Blue Corvette.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Mordecai in your shack in Toronto.


Interesting.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2566

sp, I hate you :P

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
Posts: 18972

Your husband's name is Sigmo and you have ten children. You're a secretary who drives to work every day in a mettalic grey Suburban.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Sigmo in your shack in Minnesota.

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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Donating sprem for the needy
Posts: 207

Your wife's name is Bee Aurther and you have 6 children. You're a hucklebucker who drives to work every day in a pink 74 Pinto hatchback.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Bee Aurther in your shack in Idaho.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: seattle-ish
Posts: 11779

did it again:


Your husband's name is ADHD and you have 1 child. You're a lottery winner who drives to work every day in a silver delorean.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with ADHD in your mansion in VA.

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1037

We need online FOUR SQUARE and smear the queer!!!

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
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Your husband's name is Walter Cronkite and you have ten children. You're a stripper who drives to work every day in a mettalic grey Suburban.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Walter Cronkite in your shack in The Yukon.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7117

Mine told me I lived in a Chantrea.
I think I broke it.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
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I had to keep jackin with it til I got the one I REALLY wanted:

Your husband's name is Caffeine and you have ten children. You're a speed whore who drives to work every day in a mettalic grey AMC Pacer.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Caffeine in your shack in The Yukon.

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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Donating sprem for the needy
Posts: 207

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Originally posted by Caffeine
Mine told me I lived in a Chantrea.
I think I broke it.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 7117

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Originally posted by Reverend Blynd


Thats pretty fucking sweet. You should be happy. Can I cum over and shoot the breeze sometime?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Ohio
Posts: 770

Your husband's name is GWH and you have 15 children. You're a millionair who drives to work every day in a orange BMW.

It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with GWH in your mansion in england.

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