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They fight crime!

Caff & karen:

He's a world-famous misogynist jungle king on the wrong side of the law. She's a hard-bitten bisexual pearl diver with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

RiZZ & Slappy:

He's a suicidal shark-wrestling Green Beret with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a green-fingered tomboy advertising executive with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

Euphorbia & Splat:

He's an oversexed skateboarding hairdresser on his last day in the job. She's a disco-crazy wisecracking femme fatale descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

A weird little website.

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this is more rizz and slappy in my opinion:

He's a gun-slinging day-dreaming barbarian for the 21st century. She's a cosmopolitan gypsy widow who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!

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George Bush & John Ashcroft:

He's a globe-trotting crooked shaman on the run. He's a tortured belly-dancing research scientist with a flame-thrower. They fight terrorists!

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