Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
Posts: 1726

1. On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

2. Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: something bold, something flirty,
something trashy, something dirty.

3. It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the
parents to have an open bar during the ceremony.

4. Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms
refrain from eating wedding cake because it's all
carbs.

5. It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms
to have dated the priest.

6. During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to
use glow sticks, flags, whistles, poppers or hand held
lasers.

7. For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the
bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8. The father of the 'Bottom' pays for everything!

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Registered: Nov 2000
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Posts: 5131

That's awful.....

Yet I still chuckled at the last one.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2820

You made him cry

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 4252

9. Only guests that brought drugs to the reception may take home leftovers.

10. It is perfectly acceptable to trade in gifts of alcohol for stronger drugs you would rather take.

11. All sex toys given as gifts better SMELL LIKE NEW PLASTIC!

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