Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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Poop

are you a daily pooper?

i am. every day like clockwork.
i know of a person in this very forum that only goes ONCE a week~!

i think its wierd...
what do yall think?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: California
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I used to go once a week when I was in the Army. Maybe it was the crapy food and daily exercize.

Now it's at least once per day.

I also get a lot more fluids now. I have an open drink next to me constantly. (Pepsi)

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: SF Bay Area
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I'm pretty much a shit faucet. If I so choose, I can plant my cheeks on a cold seat lid and squeeze one out at any time.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: LfuckinA
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3 times a day is too much?

Well, I used to when I was in college. Now, it's down to one a day, sometimes two. I was much healthier when I was at three, though. Bowel movements are good for you.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Baton Rouge
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Wow - you guys crap all the time. I'm like once every three days or so, inless of course, I eat something disagreeable.

Leakynips

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I can't believe this thread even exists.

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On average I shit once to twice/day.

My doctor told me that if I shit more than once, I'm shitting too much, thus eating too much. I know this is bullshit. First of all, I increased my fibre intake via putting ___ husks into my drinks. I was told it's good to cleanse your colon.

Then I got paranoid about tapeworms, and wanted to shit all the time in order to starve those suckers. They are really gross, and can grow up to 33 feet.


When I drink, the next morning I get the runs.

Increase in veggies make for loose less-smelly stools.

The more red meat I eat, the stinkier my shit becomes... Beans also make for stinky shit.

Chlorophyll is supposed to help remedy stinky shit, however it also loosens stools.

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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: northern Virginia
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this is just way more than I wanted to know about any of you..
even you jinxy..
and yet.. I still had to read all the posts..

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Canada
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Once a week. Always a Thursday. It has been that was for about 9 years. I shit you not.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: GA
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hahahahahahhaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shitting once a week is disgusting!
you walk around with six day old shit inside your body!
YUCK!

shit daily people, its good for your tummy.


this thread is hillarious

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Originally posted by Princess_Chelle
shitting once a week is disgusting!
you walk around with six day old shit inside your body!
YUCK!

shit daily people, its good for your tummy.


this thread is hillarious

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:crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap: :crap:

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Originally posted by greenleakynipples
Wow - you guys crap all the time. I'm like once every three days or so, inless of course, I eat something disagreeable.

Leakynips

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Shitting once a week can in no way be good for you. How often do you eat and how much? Are you anorexic?

I drink a glass of OJ every night with a few spoonfuls of psillum fiber in it, and the next morning I shit like Superman. Sometimes I have to return again to the john before I leave home. But gawddamn! I walk out in the mornin with a spring in my step.

I started doing that a little over a year ago because I was spending way too much time in the bathroom. It had gotten to the point where I took a book and a cigarette in there with me. It is NOT good to sit that long on the commode, and I began to realize that for reasons I won't go into here (though why on earth I would suddenly decide on propriety at this point is beyond me). Nowadays I'm on and off in a minute or less, and I feel clean as a whistle. I'll save the books for walkin and ridin the bus. When it comes to shittin, brevity is the soul of a good shit.

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Wow. Not that you put it that way, maybe I will take my sister up on that prune casserole.

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try this...
poop every day for six days, and instead of flushing it, just go on and carry it around with you in your purse.
pretty fucking nasty hu?

you should POOP EVERY DAY!

try a vegitarian diet, i never ever have trouble poopin

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Registered: Aug 2000
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I go when I have to. This may be every day, more than once a day, or maybe 3-4 times per week. Not very consistent, but it works for me. Except on days when I've got the runs. That sucks.

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i've been trying to get my shit count to one a day

sometimes i'm deprived and forget to shit

then again i only eat ramen and crackers


but when the mcdonald's comes, you might as well stick you dicks up your nose and wait it out

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I shit probably about every other day, so I seem a happy medium here.

I've never understood people that spend a lot of time sitting on the crapper before it comes. I need to shit, I go sit on the toilet, shit, and leave. Takes me a minute or two at most.

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sitting on the shitter gives us our reading time

remember to read, it makes you smarty man

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: North Jersey
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Well i shit daily...like clockwork! I can set my watch to it!
But here is another question for you:
If you move your bowels once a week, or you dont shit daily...how often do you fart??

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chelle, dont forget you have shit in you from when you were a little kid.

once every two weeks or less, damn pills

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Registered: Jul 2000
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"chelle, dont forget you have shit in you from when you were a little kid."

that's a myth. shit can't exist that long unless it's petrified or some shit (pun). kind of like the if you swallow your gum it stays in your stomach forever in a big ball.

"once every two weeks or less, damn pills"
if you can go two weeks without shitting you have the biggest colon on earth (or you don't eat)


i give birth to a semi-solid stool 1-3 times a day. love me.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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I'd rather love your log.

In any case... Just to keep you updated, and all... I shat twice today. Once was a regular bowel movement (about five inches long). The second one came out in two one-inch nuggets. I was rather disappointed, and felt rather unfulfilled.

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chicken nuggets? mmm i like chicken nuggets...