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SocialParasite
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K-Mart stock falls 35% in one day.



They have been removed from the S&P 500 and it is said bankruptcy may be possible.

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billgerat
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So there could be a blue light special on K-Mart stck?

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billgerat
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I'm glad my mom had stock in Wal-Mart instead of the K-Marche.

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Lu
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Martha Stewart is behind this.

Martha Stewart is behind everything.

Martha Stewart is the Anti-Christ.

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quote:
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Martha Stewart is behind this.

Martha Stewart is behind everything.

Martha Stewart is the Anti-Christ.


HA! Finally, someone else that can see the light.
Martha Stewart and Bill Gates are the spawn of satan....

Humour point for joo....

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BnB
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quote:
Originally posted by Lu
Martha Stewart is behind this.

Martha Stewart is behind everything.

Martha Stewart is the Anti-Christ.


But she makes damn good cookies.
fakin' the funk

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karen
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Thats too bad. Kmart is infinitely better than Wal-mart. And nowhere near as crowded.

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Vegas
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There are no KMarts near me. Fuck 'em all, just to spite Rosie O'Donnell.

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Firedrops
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K-marts smell funny.

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Mordecai
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quote:
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Martha Stewart is behind this.

Martha Stewart is behind everything.

Martha Stewart is the Anti-Christ.


I see you have read the wise words of Captain Bligh

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missphinx
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K-Mart means quality.

(from the corporate website career page)

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