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what short phrase most sums up the asylum?

i'm looking for idea on what to put on the stickers.

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'Wide open spaces surrounded by teeth'


Cut this from a quote by Charles Luckman (actually a criticism of the US originally, but I still like the phrase).

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a soap opera that is real

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Location: Hilbert Space
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'Asylumnation: Not safe for miners'

Twisted from a Billy Bragg title I think ('still safe for miners', originally a reference to his own left-wing politics and the miner's strike).

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Location: GA
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my drug of choice...www.asylumnation.com

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Asylumnation.com: Unexpected route to insanity.

Asylumnation.com: 13th floor of the psyche.

Feel like falling? : Asylumnation.com

Asylumnation.com: Brain food. Open wide.

Asylumnation.com: International stew. Just add thought.

Asylumnation.com: Intelligence gathered.

Feel like typing? Type what you feel: Asylumnation.com

Asylumwhores.com: We're not filthy nerds. Honest.

Let the whore in you out: Asylumwhores.com

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Um, how about "The Forum - no one "cannot find server" better than we can"?

I guess Dingle's server fix didn't hold.

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Asylumnation - "Where pressing f5 is considered a sport"

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You're both right, we should take it down completely til it's fixed.

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Double parked in a parallel universe....

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Prozac shmozac! You need asylumnation.com

asylumnation.com where unicorn hearts come to die.

Lonely? Unwanted? Satan’s voice in your head? asylumnation.com

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asylumnation.com where unicorn hearts come to die.

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Light travels faster than sound.
That's we appear bright untill we speak.

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The Asylum, as explained to me by someone who never registered but must lurk alot: "It's just a bunch of people in their basements talking to other people in their basements."

Asylum: The book that writes itself.

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Asylumnation.com: Mysterious whisper or voice in head?

Asylumnation.com: We aren't losers. Honest.

Asylumnation.com: Only 42% of us live with our parents. Booya!

Asylumnation.com: Got Goatboy?

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"Home of Kuglo's jaw."

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asylumnation.com - The page cannot be displayed

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i think Wasted Potential's signature just reversed the effects of my LASIK surgery.
*sends him a bill*

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Asylumnation.com: Mysterious whisper or voice in head?

Asylumnation.com: We aren't losers. Honest.

Asylumnation.com: Only 42% of us live with our parents. Booya!

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asylumnation: 150 drunk people can't be wrong.

the asylum: fun filled family type stuff doesn't happen here.

asylumnation: hope to god you're wearing underwear.

i visited asylumnation.com, and all i got was this lousy vaginal infection.

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here are ones that have been used, suggested or considered in the past:

- Making life less lifelike.
- Great minds make a mess.
- Free custom white jacket with visit!! Act now!!!
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
- If you're stupid enough to be here, you belong
- We hate you, come on in!!
- All naked, all the time.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
- I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
- All generalizations are false, including this one.
- "Careful. We don't want to learn from this." -- Calvin
- "I tried to think but nothing happened!" - Curly
- If I knew what I was doing...I'd be dangerous..."
- "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
- "Off the keyboard, thru the router, over the bridge, nothing but net!"
- "Quotations are for people who are not saying things worth quoting."
- "Stupid" is a boundless concept.
- "The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan
- 'Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt
- I'm sorry, Reality is not in service at this time.
- 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr...
- 5 schizophrenics agree!
- 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
- From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
- A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
- A closed mind gathers no intelligence
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
- where reality is a mental state and insanity rules
- hope is the denial of reality
- if i knew what i was doing... id be dangerous
- the gene pool could use a little chlorine
- "TOUCH ME!"
- "Making life less lifelike..."
- "Great minds make a mess..."
- "Free custom white jacket with visit!! Act now!"
- "More Effective than Electroshock Therapy.."
- "Thursday is Thorazine Day..."
- "We Specialize in Psychoses..."
- "'Normals' Need Not Apply"
- "Take Two and Call Me in the Morning"
- "Contents: Ravings of Paranoid Lunatics"
- "Emotionally Unstable? You'll Fit Right In!"
- "Contents Under Pressure"
- "May Cause Internal Damage If Taken Without Medical Supervision"
- "If you're stupid enough to be here, you belong"
- "We hate you, come on in!"
- "All naked, all the time"
- "Sphinx Strip Show Today!"
- "Double the pleasure, double the fun..."
- "Where buttcracks are a way of life..."
- "Take It with a grain of salt..."
- "Watch For Falling Egos..."
- "Remember To Put Your Rubbers On..."
- "Popping a zit would be more intelligent..."
- "Flamer's Paradise..."
- "Psychos Anonymous..."
- "You know you love it!..."
- "ROSHI GOT Herpes..."
- "the cracker that reads like a fortune cookie..."
- "negative synergy..."
- "your entropic vacation..."
- "show us your tits!");
- Slogans On T-Shirts Are For Pussies--www.AsylumNation.com"
- "This T-Shirt Is A Slogan-Free Zone--www.AsylumNation.com"
- "Oh, were you expecting a slogan on this perfectly good T-shirt?--www.AsylumNation.com"
- "Don't you just hate people who wear T-shirts with smart-ass slogans?--www.AsylumNation.com"
- "Rent This Space For Your Lame-Ass Slogan. Inquire Upstairs.--www.AsylumNation.com"
- "The Asylum - Where the women surf for porn too"
- We're Not Complete Idiots, Some Parts Are Missing!
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
- Always remember, you're unique just like everyone else.
- I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
- All generalizations are false, including this one.
- If I knew what I was doing...I'd be dangerous.
- I'm sorry, "reality" is not in service at this time.
- 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

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'nuff said.

tack rules!

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