Registered: Nov 2000
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Here I sit in my cube preparing for a board meeting, and I look at the box that contains project proposals fresh back from the print shop. I was looking at the box trying to find my office Zen and meditate my way into a trance that will allow me to remember that one thing I somehow always forget to bring to a meeting. It's always something....
A pen
A project Business Case
A fucking bottle of water
it's always something. (bear in mind, I'm that guy that shows up with three boxes of shit to pass out to board members so I can try to siphon millions of dollars out of the business for IT spending/upgrades.)

Anyway, back on subject. I'm looking at this box and I notice a bright green star in the upper right hand corner advertising a slogan and trying to sell me their product.

"Boise Cascade(TM) Same great paper, new carton!"

WTF?
That has to be the stupidist fucking thing I've seen today so far.
That is all....back to work.

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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Baton Rouge
Posts: 1574

Goddamn it BnB - you're not suppose to notice the slogan, only subconsciously absorb it, integrate it into your daily, paper-purchasing routine.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

I saw a billboard that said:

"Oprah! Call Dave."

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 987

Dave wants to be on the Oprah show.

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