Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Denver
Posts: 2532

Just some helpful tips for those of you planning on picking someone up from any airport.

1. SMOKING IS BAD!
2. Running is bad
3. Running right after a cigarette is REALLY bad.
4. Know where to meet the person you're picking up
BEFORE you get to the airport.
5. Ask for help in finding proper baggage claims
BEFORE running to each one.
6. SMOKING IS BAD!
7. Know what the person looks like (this helps to
keep embarrasment down when asking strangers if
they are the one your meeting)
8. Make sure you don't lose your parking slip
(this includes not allowing it to fall into
dashboard)
9. Have the person you're meeting wear strange
colors (there are many people in a white t-shirt)
10. SMOKING IS BAD!
11. If all else fails, and you can't find the person you're looking for, pick up on cute
guys instead!
12. SMOKING IS BAD!

Follow these simple rules, and your airport stay will be nice and comfy.





composed by: Venus & Angelbaby15

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 987

Did you go to the airport recently ? Do you have any funny stories about when you did the opposite of one of your rules? Or did you just put this together for the hell of it?

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: library
Posts: 19562

She just picked Bella up from the airport.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
Posts: 2820

Make sure they're not wearing earphones, or else if you see them from across the hall and yell their name they will appear to not respond (ie. ignore you).

NO SMOKING

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

airport rules:

1. every airport employee hates you to the very core of your being
because:
-- (a) you're an idiot, and
-- (b) going to the airport is such a novel experience for you. and
-- (c) you don't know where anything is, and
-- (d) gosh darn, a person could get lost in here!

2. just because you have a ticket for a flight doesn't mean you're going to be on that particular plane at that particular time because:
-- (a) your seat has been sold to three other people because too many of you fraudulently use Sabre to book seats you'll never use, or
-- (b) you don't have your shit together and can't prove you're who you say you are, or
-- (c) you may get distracted by all of the wonderful concessions and duty free shops and airport bars, or
-- (d) you're an idiot and you will be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

3. Laugh at the metal detector. Fear the station where they wipe you down with a stridex pad and stick it in a machine.

4. If your carry-on isn't smaller than a purse or a laptop, go to hell.

5. Despite the fact that you are surrounded by political and religious solicitors, YOU will be searched because you tried to get through security with a can of hairspray or some other form of "compressed propellant."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

If you aren't a white anglo-saxon don't plan on boarding the plane anytime soon.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
Posts: 3691

I don't think i can stress enought the fact that EVERY AIRLINE EMPLOYEE HATES YOU A LOT.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

Any employee that has to deal with the idiotic mass that is the general public hates you.

I have grown to hate everyone because of my years with Valentino's and Burger King.

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 157

I just have to say that it was an experience to remember. Although we didn't get any grief from emplyees we did get a strange look from this girl when we asked if she was Bella!! That was pretty funny! Other than that...running after smoking a cigarette is BAD!!!

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: toronto
Posts: 1612

This calls for some sort of PaintChips rant. The rental car one springs to mind, do something like that again.

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