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Kayla
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the most bizarre thing you own

this is the most bizarre thing i own. It's a ritalin pencil holder guy he's so happy.

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wonderaz
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Bizarre is a matter of perspective I suppose, but I would imagine my little colony of Madagascar hissing cockroaches could apply here.

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I am the oddest thing I own.

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euphorbia
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quote:
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I am the oddest thing I own.

What about your baby jesus butt plug?

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I have no Baby Jesus Butt-Plug.

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Inky
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i have many bizarre possessions.

where shall i start?

- a cat skeleton in a jar

-a Mr. Spock Star Trek liquor decanter, it's a bust of him, his head's the stopper. i bought it because it was so kitcshy.

-old bakelite plastic doll heads, i see nothing odd about them but bowmore says they are creepy

i have more stuff, lots of stuff. those are the ones that i can think of.

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raginghobo
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Registered: Oct 2001
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A two-by-four. Wood-burned, on the side, is the phrase "DEL RULES". And a picture of a football.

I've had it for three moves now, it was in a residence I lived in and I kept it.

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Rabble Rouser
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I collect weird food items.

They're not rare...you can pretty much pick them up in any supermarket, but if I look at it and it makes me go "who the fuck would ever eat this???", it's coming home with me.

So far, I have:

The green and purple ketchup
Every variety of SPAM
Potted meat food product
Yak jerky
Octopus "in a box"
These little sodas (yes, sodas) in the following flavors: bubble gum, cotton candy, pineapple, and "green."

There are about 8 other flavors of those sodas, but I didn't get them.

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stormydoctor
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quote:
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These little sodas (yes, sodas) in the following flavors: bubble gum, cotton candy, pineapple, and "green."

There are about 8 other flavors of those sodas, but I didn't get them.

yuck

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Kayla
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didnt you have the penis carrot? or something like that?

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Rabble Rouser
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Oh, yes I did.

And the penis pepper.

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Vegas
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I have lots of yo-yos. And my car.

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stormydoctor
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I have a collection of various candy wrappers on my desk right now.

I will probably throw them away soon.

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Skeet
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haha! That guy is awesome. I bought a Crucified Jesus Dildo from him back when he started the page. Cool fucking kat.

quote:
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What about your baby jesus butt plug?

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SocialParasite
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I suppose my eclectic collection of CD's is odd.

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Skeet
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Oh yeah. Mine would probably by my decapitated baby head.

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Dead_Inside
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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I dont know if I own him or he owns me.

'My' cat. He is one odd boy. Not in a good way.

I wish he would give me my bed back.

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DevilMoon
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I will start with this

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Inky
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quote:
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I will start with this

DM, i was just shy of 17 years old when Mt St Helens erupted, we could hear it. I t was a really exciting thing for us all and everyone was buzzing about it.

I was at my BF's family's home and my BF and i had to drive some place in our separate cars, cause i had to leave from there.

I was following him in my VW bug and we drove down this big hill. I had trouble with my brakes and at the bottom of the hill i had the choice of going left or right or straight into the woods (it was a T at the end). I was going pretty fast and turned to the right and i ended up rolling my car several times. I landed on my tires, on someone's front lawn. They came running out to see if I was okay. I walked away from the accident with a mild concussion, minor cuts on my face and arms from the broken windshield, and big blood blisters on the back of my knees from gripping the seat with my legs as the car flipped.

anyhow, i will always remember that day.

a week or so later i drove to Lake Chelan and we went through a forest that was covered in ash.

i had some of it but don't know what happened to it.

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i have pics of the journals of poetry that i've burned. funny that i wanted to rid myself of those poems but i needed to keep pics of the burnt remains. odd, i suppose.

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karen
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- A 7 Foot tall cardboard elvis standup

- a clockwork orange clock

- an african snoopy doll

- grape and strawberry shaped ice cube trays

- a headless statue of venus

- streetfighter 2 for DOS.

ok. nothing overtly weird, but weird enough. i guess.

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Smug Git
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My complete collection of all 70-odd episodes of DueSouth.

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shyloh
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A pokemon cupcake kit (includes powder mix, container, and fancy fork to eat said cupcake with). After i eat that, however, i'm not sure if i own anything else considered bizarre.

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