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god sold me bad acid
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Talking guess what i'm about to do...

1. (most probably) get myself mauled about by signing up for an american football team over here YAY!

and...

2. Im about to give up smoking.

yeah its finally gonna happen for the second time in my life.

as of whatever time on monday morning that i wake up instead of going into the front room and sparking up i'm gonna stick a nicoteen replacement patch on my arm...

what i'm gonna do is have a kinda online diary of how i am coping and the such on this page...

so stay tuned it may get quite funny

Jay

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Football as in running around in shorts Euro-ball, or football as in guys easily three times your size bearing down on you ball?

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AMerican football dumbass

= a cashew shaped ball

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god sold me bad acid
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quote:
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Football as in running around in shorts Euro-ball, or football as in guys easily three times your size bearing down on you ball?


i said american football didnt i?

*checks post*

yep i did

and anyways when was the last time you saw a guy weighing 300lb playing soccer?

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When you said "American football" I figured you were referring to a US soccer team.

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Isn't it a little late for football? Most leagues that I know of are over or just about over.

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Re: guess what i'm about to do...

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1. (most probably) get myself mauled about by signing up for an american football team over here YAY!





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1. i am a limey
2. i play american football

whats so hard to figure out?

oh yeah started the patches last night.

so far so good.

but i have only been up an hour.

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quote:
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...guys easily three times your size bearing down on you ball?


There isn't anybody three times his size.

Not walking, anyway.

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Might I point you to Big Show, The Undertaker, or Kane?

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quote:
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Might I point you to Big Show, The Undertaker, or Kane?


900 pounds?

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quote:
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Might I point you to Big Show, The Undertaker, or Kane?


you may point at them but they aint even twice my size...

kane at the most is only 6 inches more than me and weighs 20lbs more than me at most

big shows weight is exagerated quite a lot anyway he's closer to 400lbs than 500 and he's only 8-10 inches more than me.

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You people are exasperating at best sometimes.

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quote:
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You people are exasperating at best sometimes.


We will kill you with the death of a thousand logical cuts.

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You people are exasperating at best sometimes.


huh? how?

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And I will eat you with my UNICORN HEART!!!

Muahahahahahah

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I was using hyperbole and somehow it has become a penis measuring contest of sorts.

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quote:
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1. i am a limey
2. i play american football





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I was using hyperbole and somehow it has become a penis measuring contest of sorts.


Mine is three times the size of yours.

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judas



How?

truthfully mate, this is me... how many people of my size play football properly?

erm not many

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i'm just fucking with. anyway, you kitted out in grid iron gear is scary

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