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SocialParasite
100% pure failtanium.

Registered: Jul 2000
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Don't look now!!

I'm afraid you have an inoperable tumor in your pancreas.

Have a nice day.

Would you like fries with that?

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Liathiano
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Registered: Dec 2001
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Huh?!

*looks around, confused*

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SocialParasite
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Don't just stand there!!


DANCE!!! DANCE!!! DANCE!!!!


SLEEP THE SLEEP OF AGES!!!!

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Liathiano
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*dancing, but doesn't know why*

Ok, well that didn't answer my question SP, but you are still cool in my book

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Paint CHiPs
Viva Le Me

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Perhaps it is the beer talking, but point for you.

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euphorbia
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In reply to you sir, I give you this man's nose hair.





Love them, every one.

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Skeet
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quote:
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SLEEP THE SLEEP OF AGES!!!!





Torpor?

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shyloh
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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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Re: Don't look now!!

quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
I'm afraid you have an inoperable tumor in your pancreas.



I fucking knew it!

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SocialParasite
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News flash: Heinz Field has become the Bermuda Triangle of the NFL. This is important because I felt it was a fumble, and I have no comment on that.

Look at the snow. The snow. It reminds me of fluffy bunny guts that are saved by the rule book.

Irrefutable evidence that if a man tucks his penis between his thighs he will be hit on by Goatboy.

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Rabble Rouser
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Re: Don't look now!!

quote:
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I'm afraid you have an inoperable tumor in your pancreas.

Have a nice day.

Would you like fries with that?



Oh no, not again.

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SocialParasite
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Re: Re: Don't look now!!

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Oh no, not again.



Rabble Rouser = pot of petunias.

I hope the sperm whale doesn't land on you.

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Registered: Oct 2000
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quote:
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In reply to you sir, I give you this man's nose hair.





Love them, every one.



May, sir, I offer you the following?:

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hehehe


hey GFY good to see you!

have a humor point...

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Rabble Rouser
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Re: Re: Re: Don't look now!!

quote:
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Rabble Rouser = pot of petunias.

I hope the sperm whale doesn't land on you.



*slowly backs away from the crazy man*

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Roshigoth
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Re: Re: Re: Don't look now!!

quote:
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Rabble Rouser = pot of petunias.

I hope the sperm whale doesn't land on you.



Well, at least I get the reference.

:+:

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SocialParasite
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Rosh Kosh B'gosh is cool because at least he got my HHG2G ref.

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I love you all.
All of you.
Except Wraith.

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SocialParasite
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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

OH NO!!

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