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There's this nice chap who's agreed to marry me under duress, but I'm not totally certain what colour the babies going to be.

Should I go for it?

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Marry in haste, repent in leisure.

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Registered: Aug 2001
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Go for it.

If they turn out to have red hair, you can always drown them.

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I can't help myself, I want you and nobody else, sugar pie honeybunch

i thought you were a guy

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wtf

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If they are white I get to eat them.

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congradulations!

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uhm... abortion an option? I don't know how old you are, or your financial situation, or any of that, but it might be worth considering. I had to read "I know why the caged bird sings" in 7th grade, and Maya Angelou got pregnant. When she started talking about marriage, her grandmother or aunt or whatever asked her if she loved the boy. She said no. She asked if the boy loved her. Maya again said no. Grandma said "then why ruin three lives?" Why get married and be inevitably unhappy, ruining your life, his life, and lil #3's life. The three-months later birth control option isn't all that bad.

Leakynips.

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Abortion will ruin the three of there lives too. Not a day will go by where they will not wonder, I wonder how my lil kid would of turned out. Have the kid, give it up for adoption, its senseless to kill it when theres thousands of parents that would really want a child but can't out there.

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Originally posted by stormydoctor
Abortion will ruin the three of there lives too. Not a day will go by where they will not wonder, I wonder how my lil kid would of turned out. Have the kid, give it up for adoption, its senseless to kill it when theres thousands of parents that would really want a child but can't out there.

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babies are nice. take baby pics after he/she is born! post a pic of the newborn if you can.

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where to start?

who cares what color the baby will be?

if there seems to be duress, is there a visa thing? or more likely religion? or money for the kid?

it would be hard to make such a decision under a pressured situation regardless of the questions asked above. esp. if you are already pregnant.

regardless if this is true or not (sorry) it is a hard decision, need more information before i could make a serious statement beyond "who cares what color the kid is!!!!"

cause i'm a bi-racial kid

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I see they have finally figured out how to get men pregnant via anal ejaculation.

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Will skalie be taken as the next Gnp Gnop by this mob of fools?

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I was expecting much more from him

like a reaction.

such instagation without such was a disappointment.

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He's in Denmark or Holland, or some such place. People are wierd there. I'm sure men have babies there all the time.

There used to be a guy who hung out in the Hollywood area who was a pregnant man, and he was all pissed off at women because it only took them 9 months to have a baby, and he had been pregnant for 2 years. I think he needs to go where skalie is, he would likely receive a higher quality of baby doctor care.

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I was constipated for two weeks once.

Ha!

And women complain about childbirth!

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He's in Denmark or Holland, or some such place. People are wierd there. I'm sure men have babies there all the time.

There used to be a guy who hung out in the Hollywood area who was a pregnant man, and he was all pissed off at women because it only took them 9 months to have a baby, and he had been pregnant for 2 years. I think he needs to go where skalie is, he would likely receive a higher quality of baby doctor care.

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I would hate it as hell to have a baby delivered through my penis hole.

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Originally posted by GoFuckYourselves!
I would hate it as hell to have a baby delivered through my penis hole.

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cos I have a hunch it's not...

but anyway.

Fiend, about the color thang. What the 'girl' (I assume you are female skalie. being that you are saying you are pregnant.) is saying is that she has had multiple sex partners, and thus she is not sure who the daddy is (if she is indeed pregnant, cos she doesn't seem to know for sure). SO let's say you get a girl pregnant, and she says it's yours, and you go through the whole deallydeal and 9 months later the kid comes out looking oriental (and she has none of that on her side of the family), well, how do you think you would feel?

You'd be stuck married to a girl who has a kid that isn't yours. La di' dah.

and is this "chap" one of the guys you've been a-mounting skalie? If so, does he know that the kid might not be his?

Looks like you're shit up a creek thar.
I say, Do NOT get married. 1st find out if you really ARE pregnant. If so, take time now to secure your assets and prepare to have spawn. If you marry, you could end up in a more fuked up situation than you're in right now. ESP if you don't love the guy, and had planned to have a future with him before this all happened. You don't have to marry to have a guy help support you. If dood wants to play father, he can do so without the vows and the expensive possible divorce procedings.


If you're not pregnant. Drug yourself with some funnish birthcontrol so you don't have this pesky worry again.

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I say abortion is an option if you know that you can't provide a good life for the baby. Sometimes it worse having to worry about putting food on the table, and sometimes going without it, than getting rid of a cluster of cells.

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Oh, and StormyDoctor

These are for you:
Sounding Rods

for

your

penis!

and they come in many different sizes, depending on what you want.

Great for penis hole stimulation

and thar ya ar!

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Originally posted by Postmodgirl
These are for you:
Sounding Rods

for

your

penis!

and they come in many different sizes, depending on what you want.

Great for penis hole stimulation

and thar ya ar!

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Registered: Aug 2001
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He is surely joking.

He is a man.

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