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Vegas
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The Ace of Spades!

The ace of spades!
The ace of spades!

Put it on and sing along!!!!!

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billgerat
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All I need is.......

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Oracular_Jinx
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I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did. There's something so very degrading about it all...

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torque
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You know I'm gonna lose, and gamblings for fools,
but that's the way I like it baby, I dont wanna live forever.

I was in IRC the other day, talkin bout motorhead. If you havent heard it, you have to get Motorhead and Girlschool doing "Please don't touch" together. It ends up on pretty much every car cd I make.

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And don't forget the Joker

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Gorilla Biscuit
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yay lemmy

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opus
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You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,

But that's the way I like it baby,

I don't wanna live for ever,

And don't forget the joker!

hehe,lemmy

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billgerat
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Love me like a reptile.....

If we're gonna do this, let's put all the words down.

Ace Of Spades (2:46)

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is,
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,
Seven or eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live forever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

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Bibrau
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I think someone is looking for a wtf point :P :P

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I'm so bad, baby, I don't care.

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Gorilla Biscuit
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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion
I think someone is looking for a wtf point :P :P


i think someones looking for negative culture points. i hate you now.

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Vegas
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quote:
Originally posted by illu§§ion
I think someone is looking for a wtf point :P :P


I just got Tony Hawk 3 and it has that song in it and I just couldn't get it out of my head all day yesterday. It's a lovely little song. I don't want a point, I tried to make the post so I wouldn't get one.

I second the nomination for a negative culture point going Gen's way.

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quote:
Originally posted by Oracular_Jinx
I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did. There's something so very degrading about it all...




By turning up wearing nothing but black socks and black gloves, any brunette can achieve an impersonation of the Five of Clubs simply by executing a star jump. Unless they have been drastic with the razor, of course.

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wonderaz
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I hope those dudes can sell a few albums and buy some food. They look like the are trying out for the Auswicht in Leather Revue

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greenleakynipples
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The King of Spades
He kissed the maids,
Which made the Queen full sore;
The Queen of Spades
She beat those maids,
And turned them out of door;
The Knave of Spades
Grieved for those jades,
And did for them implore;
The Queen so gent
She did relent
And vow'd she'd ne'er strike more.

Verse Two of a poem originally printed in the European Magazine, 1782. The first verse, regarding the Queen of Hearts and her stolen tarts, was printed in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and is much more commonly known. As one might expect, there are four verses in the entire poem, one dealing with each suit. This came to mind when I read this thread.

Leakynips.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
I hope those dudes can sell a few albums and buy some food. They look like the are trying out for the Auswicht in Leather Revue


"Motor Head" means Speed Freak (Also one of their better songs names "Speed Freak").

Would you listen to a speed metal band that was chubby? That's like anorexic Rastafarians, ain't gonna happen!

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Dead_Inside
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You know the chase is better than the catch.

I meant to respond to this a couple days ago, but I get in non-posting moods. I have some Motorhead vinyls from the 80's packed away in storage and Vegas reminded me of them. I downloaded some stuff yesterday for nostalgia sake. Damn they still sound good and almost every song sounds the same. They are in heavy rotation on my winamp.

Motorhead also has to be the coolest band name, ever.

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We are the road crew

This thread has inspired me to download some Motorhead myself. I've listened to them since the 80's. Somewhere in my CD collection I have Lemmy's 50th birthday party, where only Metallica showed up to play with him. At least this was before Metallica began to suck big. I'll have to dig it up one of these days.

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WastedPotential
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lemmy is my dad, and yours, too

Watching Motorhead guest-star on The Young Ones was an introduction to kicking ass. "Holy shit! Metal is for me!"

I think Ace of Spades was the second mp3 i ever downloaded. I have it on the Bronze Years "greatest hits" album, but there are a ton of versions of it out there.

I also dig the cover of "Stand By Your Man" with Wendy O. Williams.

Lemmy gives awesome interviews because he's funny, completely honest, and devoid of shame.

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This thread is racist.....

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Re: lemmy is my dad, and yours, too

quote:
Originally posted by WastedPotential
Watching Motorhead guest-star on The Young Ones was an introduction to kicking ass. "Holy shit! Metal is for me!"


Neil - Guys guysm we;re gonna be on Univeristy Challenge..... TONIGHT!'
Viv - TOO THE STATION!! *point out throgh the door*

dadddadadadadadadaddadadadadadadadada

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Re: lemmy is my dad, and yours, too

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Watching Motorhead guest-star on The Young Ones was an introduction to kicking ass. "Holy shit! Metal is for me!"


Bambi - 'Who said 'lorks a lordy my bottom's on fire?'
Elrton - 'LENIN!'
Banbi - 'No the correct answer on my card is actually Joan of Arc but I went to Oxford with you father so 10 points to Footlights!'

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Wink Hehehehe



Vyvyan: [buzzing in] I'm completely bloody sick of this!
[he bashes in the floor and kicks Kendal Mintcake in the head] Give us some easy ones, Bambi, you big bottom-boil!

Mike: Relax, we can handle this... Vyvyan!

Vyvyan: [pulling out a hand grenade] Achtung! [he drops it on the Footlights team]

Miss Money-Sterling: It's not an automatic --
[BOOM the Footlight team is demolished.]

Mike: Okay, Bambi, let's hear another.

Bambi: So here goes with the starter for 10. What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?
[Mike buzzes in]

Announcer: Scumbag, Mike.

Mike: Six hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.

Vyvyan: I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!

Bambi: 10 points, Scumbag, and your question: Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?

Mike: [buzzing in] Toxteth O'Grady.

Bambi: Correct, 5 points.

Vyvyan: You bum bag!

Bambi: The world's stupidest bottom-burp?

Neil: [buzzing in] Rick, Britain!

Bambi: Correct, 5 points.

Rick: It is not!

Bambi: And finally, for 5 bonus points to take you into the lead: Who's been tampering with my question cards?

Rick: [buzzing in] It was me! It was me! Damn, damn!
[audience boos and pelts the Scumbag team with garbage. Suddenly, a gigantic eclair falls from the sky and crushes the guys.]

[SCENE: Dr. Carlisle's study. He is chatting with the elephant. The eclair has fallen off the box onto the microscope slide.]

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