Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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Sure to confound your friends. And yourself, too.

"I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso."

"You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent."

"Your admirably Manchurian zapfchancery keeps even the loveliest of DuPont pesticides in transit."

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

Your moist towelette speaks to me in leather as the disgruntled post
man listens attentively in Yiddish while pumping the iron pumpkin of the mini-van.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
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May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.

Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak.

Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in
the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: albany
Posts: 1386

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.

kinda reminds me of Melon

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Dumbfucksville!
Posts: 12164

"Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh. "

"Never pet your dog when it is on fire. "

"Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!"

"You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divalí."

"Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant."

(I can't stop... I love this generator!)

"You look like a million paces tonight. "

"Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that you turn your rock and crochet bowl to its loudest setting."

"My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with jello and chicken rinds."

"Hearty woes and congratulations on your recent conquest of the Islets of Langerhans!"

(one more...)

"My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion. "

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Registered: Dec 2001
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"Your sunburnt skin is as beautiful as gangrenous flesh peeled from an amputated limb."

and

"If you were a camel your humps would be esoterically bald from overuse."

This could get addicting...

Had to add this..

"You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music."

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

You have no socially redeeming value.

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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18490

Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.

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Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Knoxville, Tennessee
Posts: 349

BUY WAR BONDS

Uh.... Thanks.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12541

Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets.

Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shorline of mating beetles.

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Location: albany
Posts: 1386

Your teeth are as soft as liquid stones poured from an aquamarine vase of solidifying flesh.

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