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stormydoctor
Gay homo sewing fag

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Payne, Ohio
Posts: 2062

i'm too popular

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for those who don't know i run a gay ass porn site with a fellow ass monger of mine. The site is really shitty and no one likes it, maybe because im a braggert bitch. we get less then 3 visitors a day at the shithole. also he has a section where he displays his pictures of fucking various insects. I make a back up of the pictures everyday so i can masterbate to them, incase of a power outtage or something and out of fear of being hacked. I see the monthly bandwidth every time i log into the control panel (ooh what a neat feature) because of my constant backups of the site we went over our bandwidth. So i was thinking what in sam hell? the only high traffic area of the site is our forum, because the rest of it sucks. which doesn't recieve not even receive A visitor daily. we havent even had 5 unique hits in a day yet. i have never notice the bandwidth go over 8 kb a month before in the 2 months we have had the site up. we don't display downloads on the site. all it is a forum and his insect porn displayed (and some movies of them sexy grasshoppers). we used about 30-40 megs of space. is it possible we actually used 31 gigs? he checked mail last night before he went to bed with some ants, which climbed all over his dick until he cummed on live video feed. how dumb can my host be? got dammit i want my shitty site back!!!!. *jumpin up and down* this is not fair *folds arms*(oh my god i folded my arms!!!, Its on now bitch) i think i might of got hacked... so i will be bugging (hehe bugging) the hell out of the asylum until my site gets back up *smirk*
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Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Um . . .

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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I think I'm gonna stop opening threads when posted by you too now. Can someone here give stormy negative humor points, along with maybe some dumbfuck points?

Heck, do we HAVE dumbfuck point?

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